VOTE FOR FERN (3rd ad [something for the ladies *winks*])

[Fern Goodfellow]

 

[SuperKen]

Ok, now you've got my vote.

brb, bathroom

 

[Give'R The Onion]

Wonders if Superken is still in the bathroom.

 

[Lindae]

I have never seen a half-naked elf man who looked like that. You're a sham. A bloody sham!

 

[Fern Goodfellow]

Who said he's only half-naked? *winks*

 

[Lindae]

Oh my.

You have my vote.

 

[Yalp]

I don't believe the Covenant of the Dark Moon can support such a wanton woman! Makes me wonder what the council meetings will be like~

 

[Fern Goodfellow]

Wonton woman?! How dare you! My husband is a very wealthy man! Fern Goodfellow does not need to take a part-time job as a noodle maker!

 

[Mama Faith]

*Tries to stop the purring sounds* Even those pointy spock ears don't detract from that he-man. *goes back to purring*

 

[Yalp]

I find this sexting quite offensive and I expect my elected officials to behave to a higher level of morality. The fact that your husband seems to be involved in your tryst is even more disturbing.


Purity and Chastity for the elected council! I hope we all demand these elected officials be Eunuchs!

 

[War Wizard]

I find this sexting quite offensive and I expect my elected officials to behave to a higher level of morality. The fact that your husband seems to be involved in your tryst is even more disturbing.


Purity and Chastity for the elected council! I hope we all demand these elected officials be Eunuchs!

EUNUCHS!!! I will have to withdraw from the race if this is the case.

Sir Astro