"
Lord Casca has personally shattered the wicked artifact that weakened the world’s magical barriers"
Well, I suppose all managers take credit for everything done under their command
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into the hands of Britannia’s finest soldiers"
I would have prefered the finest healers ... but ok, soldiers good. er ... the soldiers weren't needed while he was in a coma because ... because ... wait, I can figure this out ...
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brimson and fire"
um ... if you say "fire and brimson" backwards, that makes it a good thing, right?
er ... your majesty ... wasn't there something else of note that came up? Something that people might be a wee curious about? Something ... kinda ... platinum?