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TOONTOWN MAY BE WIPED OUT! {Beware}

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Animal_Control

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What happens when this "Wolfie" character shows up? Well toons & toonettes, we have documented PROOF! I mean really! Someone should do SOMETHING?!?!? Its turning into a freaking epidemic! Our little friends are swelling up (no pun intended) and exploding (no pun intended) all because of Rabid Phangs MkWoof (pun intended). :)

So, from now on...who you gonna call? Animal Control! Weeeeeeee.
 

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Granjell

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Your little friends are the MOLES??? And this dreaded disease is why they keep exploding on us? I thought it was because they were evil little minions of the boss cogs....
 
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Animal_Control

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It's always the moles that are the first to go...then continental pandemic travels from moles to ducks > horses > dogs (cause they eat horses) > cats (cause they chase dogs) > pigs > bears > mice. Whew. Dont say i didnt warn everyone. :)
 
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Granjell

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Has anyone been working on a vaccine based on the monkeys' immunity??
 
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Sarcatstic

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I think they are working on something to save the rest but give it to the monkeys!:lick:
 
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Animal_Control

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<Ehem>...Cats with a Wolf's name slapped on them are NOT immune!
Unfortunately. Looks like the whole clan needs Euthen....err, i mean vaccinated!:love:
 
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Squeaker

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Oh no! I'm happily getting options and I come out and find out I'm dying? Someone please help me!!!! :lick:
 
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Animal_Control

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There IS a pill, happens to be Prestone coolant flavored...its real sweet. (or used to be before they made it sherbert colored).

Check out my website for more details! :)
 
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Pinky Pepperpow

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I wear a bio hazard suit and gas mask that i got with my clothing ticket. I will also take my pills like a good little wolf cat and stay safe!
 
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Sarcatstic

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Animal_Control said:
What happens when this "Wolfie" character shows up? Well toons & toonettes, we have documented PROOF! I mean really! Someone should do SOMETHING?!?!? Its turning into a freaking epidemic! Our little friends are swelling up (no pun intended) and exploding (no pun intended) all because of Rabid Phangs MkWoof (pun intended). :)

So, from now on...who you gonna call? Animal Control! Weeeeeeee.
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There is no way to be sure but this epidemic may have been started by a unnamed toon getting high in cashbot hq. There have been many sightings of this unnamed getting so high that he was flying over the trains!!!! A special team is now checking into this and have at this point stopped the getting high there!

A extra team is now trying to run down some more of this group and were spotted chasing a wild eyed Pinky Pepperpow!:lick:
 
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Minette the Mini Cat

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This is an..... ummm strange forum..... and random. Monkeys are immune due to being monkeys and Mcwolfs are safe because........... theres too many!!! :D
cute picture elga :)
 
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Sally Bumblefoot

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Well, I think I will just stick to Sally til this blows over since she is a rabbit and is apparently immune also from whatever this thread is about!! Maybe she will actually get her options for her laff boost!! Pandemics can't last forever.:thumbup1:
 
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Squeaker

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I guess it's the pills for me... shots hurt... "This will only hurt for a minute!" is a lie - just about every time it's uttered!
 
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Crazy Fireball

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Oh god. Shots make me vomit and pills are nasty..... Well I have a while because I am a mouse and they are on the bottom of the food chane....the spelling on that didn't look right so ignore it LOL:lick:
 
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Granjell

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Well, Animal Control?? Is there any possibility of a chewable? Like the Scooby Doo gummy vitamins kids LOVE to take?
 
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Crazy Fireball

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Granjell said:
Well, Animal Control?? Is there any possibility of a chewable? Like the Scooby Doo gummy vitamins kids LOVE to take?
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Just because im a kid dosnt mean i like the Gummy vitamins?

Okay i lied, Hand over the gummys! :D
 
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Squeaker

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Oh - remember those orange flavored ones? My new migraine ones taste just like it! Think they're trying to tell me something? :eek:
 
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Animal_Control

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Okay, the best i can find on my shelf are the 1ft rolled-up bubble gum, and pellets resembling NERDS or PopRocks. :hug:Maybe those will work for ya! I believe there are over the counter medicated Wax Lips Ive been keeping for special occasions - To the highest bidder of course. :) The kiddies will LOVE them!

If you use too much of the aforementioned product...THIS may happen to your cuddly fleabag:
 

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Crazy Fireball

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Granjell said:
LOL Sean - I knew you couldn't resist!!
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XD Oh well, dont mess with me and my gummys.


Squeaker said:
Oh - remember those orange flavored ones? My new migraine ones taste just like it! Think they're trying to tell me something? :eek:
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I liked the purple ones. :p


Animal_Control said:
Okay, the best i can find on my shelf are the 1ft rolled-up bubble gum, and pellets resembling NERDS or PopRocks. :hug:Maybe those will work for ya! I believe there are over the counter medicated Wax Lips Ive been keeping for special occasions - To the highest bidder of course. :) The kiddies will LOVE them!

If you use too much of the aforementioned product...THIS may happen to your cuddly fleabag:
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Ew, Wax lips?
Cough up the gummys!
 
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