to add insult to injury

[The Slug]

Not only are those (edited) goblins all trying to take over my city, they have apparently made themselves at home in my house. I DO NOT recall having agreed to a goblin pee stump in my home

 

[Reeky Bugbutt]

*Laffs* yerg dat was mees. What yoos gonna do? Kill mees 3 more times and yoos be Crimson Hawkeye too!

 

[WildStar]

*wonders if she should be sympathetic or not to Slug's problems*

 

[Reeky Bugbutt]

*wonders if she should be sympathetic or not to Slug's problems*

Nerg! no feels sworry for himz. Himz mean. And smells funny. And wears a farmers hat!

 

[The Slug]

*wonders if she should be sympathetic or not to Slug's problems*

*Thinks about it* nahhh, don't bother. I probably wouldn't feel any pity towards me if I were in my shoes anyway. I have had some lets say, unconventional methods since being elected, so some "resistance" was inevitable.

However I didn't see the goblin uprising coming and so the fight against the gargoyle menace has been shelved temporarily in the face of a more clear and imminent threat.

Of course if it turns out the goblins and gargoyles are united and in this together I'm probably (insert favorite 4 letter word phrase here). *crosses fingers that's not the case*


Oh and *steals Reeky's fish and beats her senseless with it* Take that rodent !! :gun:

 

[Lindae Lives]

Of course if it turns out the goblins and gargoyles are united and in this together I'm probably (insert favorite 4 letter word phrase here).

Frogged. You are frogged.

 

[SuperKen]

Poor Sluggy.

 

[whiterabbit]

WEES NO UNITED WIF GARGS. DEYS FLAP TO MUCHES AN NGIBES MEES A HEAD ACHE
MORNINS

 

[The Slug]

WEES NO UNITED WIF GARGS. DEYS FLAP TO MUCHES AN NGIBES MEES A HEAD ACHE
MORNINS

*Whew* that's a relief. Hmm I seem to remember something about your enemy's enemy? *Considers a (very) temporary alliance with gargoyles to help kill goblins*

 

[Reeky Bugbutt]

*Whew* that's a relief. Hmm I seem to remember something about your enemy's enemy? *Considers a (very) temporary alliance with gargoyles to help kill goblins*

Bah! *smacks over head wif dead rotting fishy* yoos sees what mees habs to deal wit Ozog?

 

[WildStar]

No reset button, Slug? You really could use one. You appear to keep making one bad choice after another.

 

[whiterabbit]

Bah! *smacks over head wif dead rotting fishy* yoos sees what mees habs to deal wit Ozog?

yerg himz coo coo

 

[The Slug]

No reset button, Slug? You really could use one. You appear to keep making one bad choice after another.

And .... in related news a (made up) poll of NPC's in Skara Brae 78% of NPC's polled said they would actually prefer goblin rule over that of Blackthorn and his governors. This is consistent with the overall polling, which stood at 76%. The biggest complaint was "just keep the (bleeping) peace for one year. I mean c'mon really?"