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-=~*~THRAXIMUS ZÖG~*~=-

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ThraximusZog

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GLORIOUS SUBJECTS OF THE ZÖG EMPIRE!...or worthless un-ideological masses,

I, your superior emperor/god-king. Thraximus Von Zog the 15th do here by demand and call out to the weak peoples of Sonoma to join in the July festival of Zoggism.

Date: July 28th, 2010
Time: 4am Pacific time
Place: Zog Prime, Fel

all who attend shall recieve a gift baskey of 1 mil and three Hawaiian islands.


-T to the Z

((this is for old zog members only))
 
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Boss Chick

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can i be your new empress? :heart:

I got you a birthday present fit for a king and i didnt even buy it ;} :lick:
 
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Boss Chick

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you=Caligula me= Drusilla... we can have ****** inbred Julio-Claudian babies that go insane with lead poisoning.
 
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ThraximusZog

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Well I dunno, Iv had like 8 or 30 empresses, but the ****** lead posioning thing sounds good.


well ok, you can be my empress..just make sure you are rich with lots of ITEMS...you know, for uh..kingly stuff....


-T to the Z
 

Lord Hunter

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Hell will freeze over the day when I dont have to Lock one of your ZOG threads.

Until then.

*Click*
 
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