After months of gratuitous and maddening slaughter of headless miners, today, on my 5128th kill, the 528th kill of the day, I pried a golden mining implement out of the cold, dead fingers of headless miner.
Of course, my quest has been for the golden pickaxe, which is the ugliest thing I have ever laid my eyes on.
And of course, after all this madness and long sessions of headless slaughtering, the RNG would play a trick on me and handle me this bloody, ugly shovel!
*sigh*
So the quest is far from over, and was stopped today at the 5,300th kill. More headless miner slaughter to be performed tomorrow.
This will only end when I get the bloody pickaxe, or they run out of headless miners to spawn.
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