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(OT) The Great Catskills Babble Thread

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Re: was wondering

Gawd... Do I need to put you two in separate play rooms again?
 

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Re: was wondering

Question: Who would win in a fight between Jet Li and Sylvester Stalone?

Answer: Chuck Norris
 

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[YOUTUBE]S3GT9UN7nDo&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

LBJ's nuts.
NSFW


[YOUTUBE]mN3z3eSVG7A[/YOUTUBE]

Reagan soviet jokes
 

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I didn't do it.
 

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Dear Black Sun,

You know what I want. Resistance is futile.
 

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Hey!

*thinks* Oh well, I kinda like Black Sun too...
 

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*looks her over*

Dear, there is no way in wolf 459 you are going to convince me you are a Borg cube.
[nerd lecture]Ugh, excuse me! It's wolf 359! The federation's first major engagement with the Borg occurred at wolf 359. That's where Captain Picard was captured which resulted in his assimilation into the Borg collective. Hello?[/nerd lecture]

(Hmmm, that's odd. my browser's spell check software informs me that Borg is supposed to be capitalized. How strange...)

Dear Black Sun,

You know what I want. Resistance is futile.
And I don't know how many times I have to tell you. I need my kidneys, so no, you can not have them to sell at the UP's next black market!
 

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[nerd lecture]Ugh, excuse me! It's wolf 359! The federation's first major engagement with the Borg occurred at wolf 359. That's where Captain Picard was captured which resulted in his assimilation into the Borg collective. Hello?[/nerd lecture]
Nerd :lol:
 

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*looks her over*

Dear, there is no way in wolf 459 you are going to convince me you are a Borg cube.
[nerd lecture]Ugh, excuse me! It's wolf 359! The federation's first major engagement with the Borg occurred at wolf 359. That's where Captain Picard was captured which resulted in his assimilation into the Borg collective. Hello?[/nerd lecture]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

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[nerd lecture]Ugh, excuse me! It's wolf 359! The federation's first major engagement with the Borg occurred at wolf 359. That's where Captain Picard was captured which resulted in his assimilation into the Borg collective. Hello?[/nerd lecture]

(Hmmm, that's odd. my browser's spell check software informs me that Borg is supposed to be capitalized. How strange...)

And I don't know how many times I have to tell you. I need my kidneys, so no, you can not have them to sell at the UP's next black market!
HAHAHHAHA NERD!!!!

NERD ALERT!!!!

The Battle of Wolf 359 is a fictional space battle in the Star Trek universe between the United Federation of Planets and the Borg Collective in the year 2367. It is depicted in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Best of Both Worlds, Part II" and the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine pilot, "Emissary."


Next think I know, you will be telling me you are a Stargazer.
 

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[nerd lecture]Ugh, excuse me! It's wolf 359! The federation's first major engagement with the Borg occurred at wolf 359. That's where Captain Picard was captured which resulted in his assimilation into the Borg collective. Hello?[/nerd lecture]
I really hate correcting a fellow nerd, but Captain Picard went aboard the Borg cube in the episode "The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1" that was the one before the one with Wolf 359 "The Best of Both Worlds, Part 2". Part 1 was the season ending cliffhanger and ended with Picard appearing for the first time as a Borg and his famous lines were. "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us." and "You will be assimilated."

The Battle of Wolf 359 did not take place till the season premiere the following year.

*** To save my cool reputation I will now quote Bill and Ted... Bill: Be excellent to each other. Ted: Party on dudes!

-- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure ***
 

Aedon Durreah

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I really hate correcting a fellow nerd, but Captain Picard went aboard the Borg cube in the episode "The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1" that was the one before the one with Wolf 359 "The Best of Both Worlds, Part 2". Part 1 was the season ending cliffhanger and ended with Picard appearing for the first time as a Borg and his famous lines were. "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us." and "You will be assimilated."

The Battle of Wolf 359 did not take place till the season premiere the following year.

*** To save my cool reputation I will now quote Bill and Ted... Bill: Be excellent to each other. Ted: Party on dudes!

-- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure ***

Oh dear, I am surrounded by nerds and trekkies.


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Black Sun

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I really hate correcting a fellow nerd, but Captain Picard went aboard the Borg cube in the episode "The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1" that was the one before the one with Wolf 359 "The Best of Both Worlds, Part 2". Part 1 was the season ending cliffhanger and ended with Picard appearing for the first time as a Borg and his famous lines were. "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us." and "You will be assimilated."

The Battle of Wolf 359 did not take place till the season premiere the following year.

*** To save my cool reputation I will now quote Bill and Ted... Bill: Be excellent to each other. Ted: Party on dudes!

-- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure ***
And a glaring oversight like this is the reason I'm in the process of re-watching the entire series of next generation. I haven't gotten to Best of both worlds yet. Hence my embarrassing gaffe. :blushing:
 

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It's actually "You're all trekkie nerds and I've realized I'm not nerdy enough to stay in this thread"
 

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And a glaring oversight like this is the reason I'm in the process of re-watching the entire series of next generation. I haven't gotten to Best of both worlds yet. Hence my embarrassing gaffe. :blushing:
Damn you're sexy.
 

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You have no idea, I can't swing a bat'leth without hitting 5 women who are chasing after me.
 

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Righto.
And if anyone else is interested we sure do have some nice bridges to sell...
 

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Righto.
And if anyone else is interested we sure do have some nice bridges to sell...
Don't know about those bridges dearie, *raises eyebrows*

Greetings, I am Aedon Durreah of the Bureau of highways and bridges, I am afraid I must inspect your spans.
 

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Don't know about those bridges dearie, *raises eyebrows*

Greetings, I am Aedon Durreah of the Bureau of highways and bridges, I am afraid I must inspect your spans.
Bah! Don't act like it's the first time you've asked to see my spans.
 

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The woman who introduced my parents married a man named James Kirk.

Also there is a Dr. James Kirk at my university.

Figured I'd share since trekkie stench still fills the air here.
 

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The woman who introduced my parents married a man named James Kirk.

Also there is a Dr. James Kirk at my university.

Figured I'd share since trekkie stench still fills the air here.
Yes but did either of them have the middle name of Tiberius?
 

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Must... get.... more... fish....
Must... finish... quest....



HELP ME OMG!
 

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Must... get.... more... fish....
Must... finish... quest....



HELP ME OMG!
I read in uhall that it's easier to get the quest fish when not actually doing the quest. Go fish up alot of each of the fish it usually calls for,then go get the quest.
 

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This year we will experience 4 unusual dates: 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 . NOW even more odd, go figure this out. Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born add that to the age you will be on your birthday in 2011 and it will equal 111. How is that for strange?
 

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This year we will experience 4 unusual dates: 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 . NOW even more odd, go figure this out. Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born add that to the age you will be on your birthday in 2011 and it will equal 111. How is that for strange?
ITS A CONSPIRACY!!
 

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This year we will experience 4 unusual dates: 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 . NOW even more odd, go figure this out. Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born add that to the age you will be on your birthday in 2011 and it will equal 111. How is that for strange?
ITS A CONSPIRACY!!
No it's not.
It's some form of witchery or evil black magic!
 

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This year we will experience 4 unusual dates: 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 . NOW even more odd, go figure this out. Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born add that to the age you will be on your birthday in 2011 and it will equal 111. How is that for strange?
I made that happen.
 
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