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Test Subject 3 Catskills

Squeaks McFluff

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Squeaks McFluff submitted a new Article:

Test Subject 3 Catskills

So today I have arrived on Catskills now is it the skills of a cat, or cats that kill? I don’t know the sound of it makes me nervous. I am hoping for a much better reception than on the last world. I have however doused my fur this time with a flame retardant. I don’t want a repeat of the last adventure! With that I head off to Luna to find a willing subject for my study.

[Squeaks McFluff]: Greetings Bi-ped.

[BlackBeard jr]: hi

[Squeaks McFluff]: Might you ... oh

He has given me the Bi-ped coins. They don’t use nuts for trade they use shinny gold metal disks. I don’t know why they like these things you can’t eat them.

[Squeaks McFluff]: Gold nuts! *bites*

[BlackBeard jr]:...
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Very interesting squirrel. Thought old Jaden Rain had passed away. Good to see that wasn't true.
Enjoy your adventures. Let me know if you need defense. I have a llama friend who could watch out for you ;)
 

Zalan

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I could post a picture of the Cat Kills, but this is a family friendly site so:

 

Squeaks McFluff

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Here is your Cat Skills;
I don't know looks like we have him on the defense and he's about ready to run not pounce!

I could post a picture of the Cat Kills, but this is a family friendly site so:

That's just wrong! She doesn't even have a fluffy tail! What is that poor boy doing with her! He must be deranged! Quick someone call the Vet! That squirrel be off in the head, or perhaps he just needs glasses. I don't know scary.
 

Squeaks McFluff

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Very interesting squirrel. Thought old Jaden Rain had passed away. Good to see that wasn't true.
Enjoy your adventures. Let me know if you need defense. I have a llama friend who could watch out for you ;)
Defense, hum. Is this a ploy or a genuine offer? I don't know. When I get to the unruled lands I might take you up on that offer. Do llamas have fluffy tails? I like a girl with a bushy bushy blonde tail!
 

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A very skilled alchemist on Catskills enginereed a new anti-squirrel acorn:

 
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