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STRANGE MAN ON PITMUCK

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WHILE BISITIN ICKY, WE NOTICED A MAN DRESSED IN BLK, STARINGAT DA GROUND, LOOKIN THRU A MAKE TINGS BIGGER GLASS (MAGNFING GLASS). WEES ASKED WOT HIMZ WAS DOING AN WOOS HIMZ WAS. HE SAID" I AM THE ROYAL BIRD FINDER. " AND I AM CHECKIN FER TURKEY DROPPINGS. RUMOR HAS IT THE GIANT TURKEYS ARE MIGRATING BACK TO SORSOIA. LOOK IT MUST BE TRUE,TURKEY DROPPINGS !!! WEE LOOK ED THRU HIMZ MAKE BIGGER GLASS AND SEED HIMZ WS RITE. HIMZ SAID HIMZ MUST WARN DA KING AN DA CITIZENS AND POOFED AWAY.
 
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