Things I Have Learned From My Cat
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1. Make the world your playground.
2. Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
3. If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
4. When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
5. Always find a good patch of sun to nap in. Nap often.
6. When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
7. Life is hard, and then you nap.
8. Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
9. When in doubt, cop an attitude.
10. Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
11. Climb your way to the top; that's why the curtains are there.
12. Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
13. Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
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Things you can learn from a dog.
Naps are essential and should be taken daily.
Playtime is important.
Every day can be an adventure.
Don't be afraid to snuggle up next to someone you love.
Don't mess with someone bigger than you.
Sometimes a bark is worse than a bite.
Too much of anything will make you sick.
Once something goes in the garbage, it should stay there.
It's hard to stay mad at something cute.
Drink lots of water.
A shady area makes a good resting place.
Looking adorable or pitiful can work in your favor.
It's nice to be taken care of.
Begging for food is okay.
Long daily walks are good exercise.
Kisses are good, even wet ones.
Accidents happen.
Play nicely with others and they'll play nicely with you.
It's okay to get excited when you see people you like.
Tummy rubs are mandatory.
Treats are wonderful and make you feel special.
Protect those you love.
Humans make good pillows.
Stop and smell the roses, the dirt, the grass...