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EM Site Feed Problems In Pitmuck – Saturday March 18th, 7PM PST
The goblins are trying to rename Skara Brae to pitmuck in honor of their beloved home on chesapeake
This is a book that reeky claims to have looted off a dead pie-rat caught trying to "inbade" Skara Brae, or New Pitmuck, depending on your preference.
a book titled "yoos gos back to da abyss" by a pie-rat
*translation written semi legibly by goblins using fingerpaints*
all yoos goblins nos wanted here no mores! Usins gonna kick yoos out ob Skara Brae and send yoos all back to da abyss! Spread da word yoos ill-eagle rodents yoos time here bees up. Usins under da order of da King himself!
It's not likely that Reeky is making this up, since even though she claims to be "cleber" she rarely remembers to even wipe her own (ample) behind. Whether or not the King is directly involved, I can't say but the goblins seem to believe it and are gearing up for a war of independence
Meez a Chessy goblin and meez wuz looking at all da purdy fingerpaintingz when meez saw dis one. Meez sending good luck to all yooz goblinz in da take back. Meez hopez yooz rebolution goos real good.
Usinz in da Chessy place r fermeting a rebolution too. Meez tinkz itz time usinz put dem hummiez in dere place.
O meez almost forgot meez made a fingerpaintin telling da hummiez about da rebolution - meez will draw it here for yooz. (When meez showed it to demz dey thout it wuz cute and gave meez lotz and lotz of footwarmerz. Silly hummiez don't tink they realized meez wuz bery serious.)
Weez beez some goblinz dat are new
Uszinz heard wut da King uze to do.
Uszinz makez planz
To stick it to da manz
And start a rebolution or two.
Usinz in da Chessy place r fermeting a rebolution too. Meez tinkz itz time usinz put dem hummiez in dere place.
O meez almost forgot meez made a fingerpaintin telling da hummiez about da rebolution - meez will draw it here for yooz. (When meez showed it to demz dey thout it wuz cute and gave meez lotz and lotz of footwarmerz. Silly hummiez don't tink they realized meez wuz bery serious.)
Weez beez some goblinz dat are new
Uszinz heard wut da King uze to do.
Uszinz makez planz
To stick it to da manz
And start a rebolution or two.
Seriously Folk, this will happen to everyone. I left my home for 30 minutes to open up the Moonglow Governors office the citizens and this is what happened while I was gone. It will take hours to clean this all up!
We need this to stop!
We need this to stop!
