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Otis Has A Problem - Spoilers!

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Poor Otis! He's been wandering around Trinsic babbling about ale and pirates, and ranting about his still being destroyed. Trouble is that he's babbling to the point of total nonsense!

If you've had a little trouble following Otis' train of thought, below are the keywords and responses to help guide you :)

To get Otis to start talking, hand him a bottle of ale.

Keyword #1
Ale
Response:
Everyone knows old Otis makes da best brew dis side of Britain.

Keyword #2
Brew
Response:
*sighs* Well, did, til *hic* all destroyed now *hic*

Keyword #3
Destroyed
Response:
*slurs his words slightly* Even ol' Avery came for some of me brew, famous it were

Keyword #4
Famous
Response:
It were my special still that made it so good. Worked on dat ting for *hic* years

Keyword #5
Still
Response:
Got it build jest right. Perfec temperture, best wood blends. *sobs drunkenly*

Keyword #6
Drunkenly
Response:
All gone! Destroyed! *peers closely* You ain't trying to trick ol Otis is you?

Keyword #7
Trick
Response:
Der's tree..uh three of ye? No wait, one? four? stop movin round!

Keyword #8
Movin
Response:
Where was I? O, me still. Destroyed, kabloom, million pieces.

Keyword #9
Kabloom
Response:
Did I tell you he were my friend once?

Keyword #10
He
Response:
Who? What?

Keyword #11
Who
Response:
O, him, Barbossa *mutters* you can't trus' pirates you know.

Keyword #12
Pirates
Response:
Dey tend to get all cranky and then things get blown up. Like me still.

Keyword #13
Cranky
Response:
Jus cause I ran outta me brew. I tol him I'd make more.

Keyword #14
Make
Response:
But he got all fired up *hic* and kabloom! Did I tell you that?

Keyword #15
Tell
Response:
O, yeah, I did. Said I couldn't rebuild it neither.

Keyword #16
Rebuild
Response:
But ol' Otis ain't dumb. I gots all tha parts I needs. *takes another drink*

Keyword #17
Parts
Response:
Only problem is...*trails off and stares into space*

Keyword #18
Problem
Response:
What problem? O my problem! Yes, well, perhaps you could assisssss me?

Keyword #19
Perhaps
Response:
I gots the 'splies and I gots the mules and spot all picked out but *peers around blearily*

Keyword #20
Picked
Response:
Barbossa said how he's stop me if I tried to build another still

Keyword #21
Stop
Response:
Stop? You mean start? O, Barbossa, yes, well, with your help mayhaps

Keyword #22
Mayhaps
Response:
*waves bottle around wildly* If we gots enough people he couldn't stop us right?

Keyword #23
People
Response:
Well, see I thought maybe I'd sneak but he has things follow me

Keyword #24
Things
Response:
Things *hic* his henchmen. So sneaking is out *tries to nod firmly and staggers*

Keyword #25
Henchmen
Response:
Bet we could get past them though! With some help!

Keyword #26
Past
Response:
If yer willin to help, I got a plan. Guaranteed not to fail!

Keyword #27
Plan
Response:
Meet me back here in a couple days and bring friends. *hic*

Keyword #28
Days
Response:
Les say *tries to see calendar* October 13th?

Keyword #29
October
Response:
Mebbee round 6 by dat Pacific night moon? (6 p.m. PST/9 p.m. EST)

Keyword #30
Moon
Response:
Shine! Har Har Har, get it? Moonshine? *giggles*

Keyword #31
Moonshine
Response:
You bring da blades, I'll bring da supplies. We'll outsmart ol Barbossa fer sure.

Keyword #32
Blades
Response:
O ya, lots of blades. I doubt yu'll needs ta use em but I'll see you then. *goes back to drinking*
 
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