*OT* Chuck Norris Facts....

[Omnicron]

Ahh with all the talk of the Greatest Man Alive going on, Id thought it be prudent to share some information to those who might not know it....so here you be! And your welcome!


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

More Chuck Norris Facts

 

[Grog [TMC]]

Ahh with all the talk of the Greatest Man Alive going on, Id thought it be prudent to share some information to those who might not know it....so here you be! And your welcome!


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

More Chuck Norris Facts

I checked out the website and me and my co workers had some serious good laughs!

Thanks Omni

-Grog

 

[Blesh]

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth, and boils the water with his own rage.

 

[IForgot]

Some more chuck norris facts

Chuck Norris was born out of wedlock.. it appears that he went back in time by doing a series of reverse spin kicks to open a temporal vortex just to be the father of his own self

Chuck norris was origionally to play frodo baggins of lord of the rings... but he wanted to "act himself".. which involved just him going to mordor poking that sob in his eye and chewing the ring of power up instead of wasting all that time trekking up that mountain

Chuck norris's left nipple is registered by the government... in three countries as a weapon of mass destruction