As I'm sure everyone is aware, residents of New Pitmuck have thrown off the yolk of oppression and embraced freedom. Of course, freedom comes with a cost
There are troubling reports from the the Goblin First Army Reconnaissance Team, or FART, that Captain Richardson has begun amassing a mercenary army in Britain, aimed at crushing what they consider to be an "irksome uprising"
All lovers of freedom need to harass this army, and prevent them from marching on New Pitmuck.
We are also taking recruits for a new Private Expeditionary Endeavor, or PEE, to infiltrate all royal military bases and cause havoc. (what havoc you choose to create is up to you)
Together we can promote freedom and put one more nail in the coffin of totalitarianism! Are you with us?
There are troubling reports from the the Goblin First Army Reconnaissance Team, or FART, that Captain Richardson has begun amassing a mercenary army in Britain, aimed at crushing what they consider to be an "irksome uprising"
All lovers of freedom need to harass this army, and prevent them from marching on New Pitmuck.
We are also taking recruits for a new Private Expeditionary Endeavor, or PEE, to infiltrate all royal military bases and cause havoc. (what havoc you choose to create is up to you)
Together we can promote freedom and put one more nail in the coffin of totalitarianism! Are you with us?
