Love and misconception, will happen on Friday before Valentine's Day. Probably won't be an invasion, probably something about hearts, love and misconceptions.
Did you see we have a new Captain? Sounds odd, a lady that doesn't seem to know her way around the castle. I don't remember voting, was she dumped on us by the royals? By Casca? Should of been a contest between Napa warriors, the last one standing would be our leader, our Captain.
And as far as 'immature spamming' Napa has been pretty good at that during the meetings. We have a professional Guard, quiet and deadly efficient. If we have visitors from other shards that become a nuisance, just jail them for the duration of the event.