My favorite IRL pranks

[SUPRsalad]

when someone makes you real mad, like really really mad, its always best to act like its nothing, then do an awesome and creative revenge prank. These are my favorites:

leave them an 'upper deck'. thats when you poop in the top tank of their toilet.

when they're away, take a picture of you brushing your butt-hole with their tooth brush with a Polaroid camera, and put the picture somewhere they won't find it for a while. my favorite place is in a box of cereal.

one time these girls wanted us to come get drunk with them at their house, but then they were really rude to my friend and made fun of his fatness, so right before we left, I pooped in the bathroom sink.

Putting a fish or a turd in the heating/cooling vent is always good. especially when you do it deep.

ceiling fans are great. lots of great pranks surrounding the ol ceiling fan. simply piling a bunch of flower, laundry soap or coffee is funny, even when i did it to my brother the other month, but for more bitter enemies, use a whole lot of their kitty's turds from their litter box.

Never done this one, but I thought of it one night and thought, man, I almost HOPE somebody ****s me over bad enough to warrant this. You take a lightbulb, and break the glass, so yr left with just filaments. now tape the fuse of a HUGE roll of black-cats to the filament. Even if its light enough to see the huge strip of firecrackers hanging from the ceiling, they'll still turn the light on.

The microwave is another righteous prank tool. plenty of funny things to do with a microwave, especially when its poop.

take a series of digital photos of yourself (or your fattest hairiest friend) taking a cigarette from your victim's pack, and then smoking it from their butt-hole. This can, and should be done. I've even seen a smoke fart into their box of cereal. put the cigarette back, and email them the pictures in about three days.

cameras and buttholes are a pandora's box for good pranks. A guy can really express himself with just these two medias.

anyone got anything?

 

[wee papa smurf]

In my younger days i put a firework in my mothers tumble dryer, never realised it was a rather large banger, blew the tumble dryer to shreds and nearly burnt the house down, got grounded for about a year. So i've kinda learned my lesson when it comes to pulling pranks

 

[SUPRsalad]

oh no.. thats sad. yr missing out though. you don't prank yr family unless its harmless...

 

[wee papa smurf]

oh no.. thats sad. yr missing out though. you don't prank yr family unless its harmless...

But what pranks are harmless AND fun

 

[Nestorius]

My friend once filled a bottle of beer with his urine then left it in the living room telling his little sister and her friend "I have to take a crap, don't drink this when I am gone".

 

[Black Sun]

I came in hoping for a list of good pranks, instead I got a list of stupid places to poop, and things to rub on my butt.

What ever happened to the flour or baby powder in the hair dryer?
or the dissolving dye tablets in the shower head?

My favorite is to freeze a can of shaving cream (gel does not work), use a can opener to remove the bottom of it, and place it in the victim's glove box on a warm day with the car windows rolled up. Sticking it under the seat, or in the trunk doesn't do much, just creates a minor inconvenience. But in the glove box it creates a nice little mess while coating everything in there. A friend of mine from HS had an owner's manual that smelled like barbasol shaving cream for our entire senior year.

 

[SUPRsalad]

I came in hoping for a list of good pranks, instead I got a list of stupid places to poop, and things to rub on my butt.

What ever happened to the flour or baby powder in the hair dryer?
or the dissolving dye tablets in the shower head?

My favorite is to freeze a can of shaving cream (gel does not work), use a can opener to remove the bottom of it, and place it in the victim's glove box on a warm day with the car windows rolled up. Sticking it under the seat, or in the trunk doesn't do much, just creates a minor inconvenience. But in the glove box it creates a nice little mess while coating everything in there. A friend of mine from HS had an owner's manual that smelled like barbasol shaving cream for our entire senior year.

i was looking for unique pranks. hair dryer has been done a million times. the shaving cream was on myth busters.

 

[SUPRsalad]

like carefully opening all of someones tampons and replacing them with fruit roll-ups.

 

[Zyron]

well these arent funny.

i think you might be gay..


toothbrush..... butthole??

What is that

this guy just seems like a ******

 

[Viper09]

Ok, Black Sun is the only one here who listed any real pranks. Everything else in here is just stupid. Pooping in different locations isn't a prank. The OP seriously needs to grow up if he considers those to be pranks.

 

[SUPRsalad]

i always find these kinds of reactions funny. first of all, its a forum about video games... Not much use for 'maturity' here.. thats really boring..
second, yr need to point out everything that is 'stupid' or 'immature' is highly indicative of some real insecurities in regard to yr own level of muturity/intelligence. In other words, grow up. This is a game, and that, was something we commonly refer to as a 'joke'. Theres not much wrong with trying to make people laugh if you can. (if you don't think its funny, don't laugh.)

 

[Zyron]

Sorry I missed the memo that pooping and shoving toothbrushes in my ass was a joke

 

[SUPRsalad]

oh sorry about that. ill have it forwarded first thing in the morning.

 

[Viper09]

Hmm, if I had a need to point out everything that is stupid I would probably have a ton of more posts than I have now, if not banned for excessive trolling. lmao

Although I would love to know how me wanting to point out that your "pranks" are stupid is proof of insecurities of maturity/intelligence.

 

[Black Sun]

the shaving cream was on myth busters.

Yes it was, They left a can of frozen shaving cream in the front seat of a car, it didn't do much. At the end of my junior year of HS in 1998 (4 years before mythbusters ever aired on TV) a couple of friends and I decided to put a frozen can in the glovebox of another friends 1988 ford escort hatchback. Clearly we must have gotten the idea from watching a show that wasn't even on TV yet.

 

[SUPRsalad]

Yes it was, They left a can of frozen shaving cream in the front seat of a car, it didn't do much. At the end of my junior year of HS in 1998 (4 years before mythbusters ever aired on TV) a couple of friends and I decided to put a frozen can in the glovebox of another friends 1988 ford escort hatchback. Clearly we must have gotten the idea from watching a show that wasn't even on TV yet.

obvioulsy, it had to have been around before the show. thats what made it a myth.. didn't really work all that well, but yeah, the glove box would be awesome! Ill probably try it sometime.

 

[SUPRsalad]

The OP seriously needs to grow up if he considers those to be pranks.

thats the part. . . . if i grow up any more, ill jade out.. . before you know it ill have a sig that says 'my color is white, i appreciate justice, and order, and wine-tasting, and pastel colored polo shirts tucked into my khaki shorts. Like my wine, i appreciate my humor dry, and jokes like Gemma's just can't be used on the golf course! cus im a big boy now, and im also white!'

hows that?

 

[Viper09]

Hey, I like khakis! Makes it easier to stand the incredibly hot summers

Although I'm not too sure what your getting at with regards to my sig. Tis nothing more than an outcome of a fun little quiz. Browse these forums and you are guaranteed to find many many others with a sig similar and just like mine

 

[SUPRsalad]

 

[MoneyMaker]

Its not a really original or that funny in the re-telling, but at the time it was hilarious. (yes it does involve the "idea" of a bodily function, so if your offended, don't read it.)

A friend of mine had "C*** blocked myself and a few other friends at a party, just being his arrogant self as usual. (yes, this happened years ago).

A few months later another friend (who was also *ughm* blocked at the same party) held a huge pool party. Of course our arrogant friend showed up, considering that there were several of our college's female population there.
Too keep people from "refilling and warming" the pool, he warned everyone that there was a chemical in the pool that would reveal the perpertator by turning the water blue imediately when urine came into contact with the water.
After this announcment, a great idea struck us. Back then you could get a clothing dye at most grocery stores in most colors, so I headed to our neighborhood winn-dixie and bought some "denim blue" cloth dye.
Our arrogant friend had left his swimming trunks in the bedroom earlier in the day (he had took a early swim as everyone else was setting up, more reason to pull one on him!).
The dye was powder form so it was no problem to fill the little pouch (still have no idea why they put them in swimming trunks) full of the dye.
When he changed into the trunks, he luckily did not notice the pouch was a bit bulgy. Or maybe he did and figured it added to his "pouch". (it held a little over a tablespoon in that pouch).
Anyways, he dived into the pool, and was making his way to a small knot of the Ladies. As he was working his way through the water, the dye was making a nice blue trail from the front of his trunks.
When everyone noticed there was padimonium. Everyone wanted out of the pool. All the Ladies would not have anything to do with helping him out of the pool (still trailing blue).
He left immediately.
The rest of the semester he made sure to avoid any parties, and mainly avoided everyone. I do believe we ruined his "arrogant" ways.
Bit long winded, and has to be used in a specific situation, but at the time hilarious.

 

[Black Sun]

Its not a really original or that funny in the re-telling, but at the time it was hilarious. (yes it does involve the "idea" of a bodily function, so if your offended, don't read it.)

A friend of mine had "C*** blocked myself and a few other friends at a party, just being his arrogant self as usual. (yes, this happened years ago).

A few months later another friend (who was also *ughm* blocked at the same party) held a huge pool party. Of course our arrogant friend showed up, considering that there were several of our college's female population there.
Too keep people from "refilling and warming" the pool, he warned everyone that there was a chemical in the pool that would reveal the perpertator by turning the water blue imediately when urine came into contact with the water.
After this announcment, a great idea struck us. Back then you could get a clothing dye at most grocery stores in most colors, so I headed to our neighborhood winn-dixie and bought some "denim blue" cloth dye.
Our arrogant friend had left his swimming trunks in the bedroom earlier in the day (he had took a early swim as everyone else was setting up, more reason to pull one on him!).
The dye was powder form so it was no problem to fill the little pouch (still have no idea why they put them in swimming trunks) full of the dye.
When he changed into the trunks, he luckily did not notice the pouch was a bit bulgy. Or maybe he did and figured it added to his "pouch". (it held a little over a tablespoon in that pouch).
Anyways, he dived into the pool, and was making his way to a small knot of the Ladies. As he was working his way through the water, the dye was making a nice blue trail from the front of his trunks.
When everyone noticed there was padimonium. Everyone wanted out of the pool. All the Ladies would not have anything to do with helping him out of the pool (still trailing blue).
He left immediately.
The rest of the semester he made sure to avoid any parties, and mainly avoided everyone. I do believe we ruined his "arrogant" ways.
Bit long winded, and has to be used in a specific situation, but at the time hilarious.

Awesome. Pure awesome.

 

[SUPRsalad]

hahah righteous. righteous. i've heard the myth of the blue chlorine. i've seen the powder dye. i never put two and two together.. brilliant!
this should, and shall be done.

 

[Endrik]

Well now that Im old and married I will not have much use for these any more. Some are harmless fun for family and friends... some are a little more harsh.

1) A chicken bullion cube (used to make chicken broth soup) stuck inside a shower head is always worth a laugh.

2) Most refrigerators have door hinges that can be moved from one side of the fridge to another so that they will work for any kitchen layout. If you switch the hinges but leave the handles where they are, people will sometimes spend hours wondering why they cannot open their fridge and thinking that somebody much have super-glued it shut. This one is fun, and yet cause no damage. (While I was in college, me and one of my roommates had it down so that we could do this on nearly any fridge in just under 3 minutes)

3) Stretching a piece of suran-wrap over a drinking glass and then tearing off the excess will leave a flat, clear lid on the glass. Unless the person happens to catch a reflection they usually will not notice and when they try to fill the glass with a beverage, it will spill all over the counter. (A slightly meaner version would be to employ the same trick on a toilet)

4) Jack up one end of a car, and use a few blocks of wood to keep the rear wheels suspended so that they are just barely touching the ground. When the owner gets in and tries to drive off they will not have enough traction to move. (Now this should not be done on a hill, and you should know weather the car is rear or front wheel drive)

5) When someone steps away from their computer, take a screenshot and then set that picture as their desktop wallpaper. Set the toolbar to auto-hide, and throw all their desktop icons into a new folder and stash it on their hard drive. When they come back they will have a hard time figuring out why nothing is responding when they click on it. Some will figure it wout really fast, others will provide you with hours of laughs.

6) You can usually buy gelatin powder in most grocery stores. Its like normal jello powder but without the flavoring or color. Add this to nearly any drink container in the fridge and a few hours later they will not be able to pour that drink into a cup, it turns the whole thing to jello.

7) Just a few drops of yellow food dye in a new gallon of milk will convince the owner that it has gone bad. I put this to use many times with roommates in college when I was out of milk and either could not afford or didn't feel like making the trip to buy more. When they exclaim that their milk has already gone bad and they just bought it a few days ago, tell them that you will drink it for $5. Make some money, get some free milk, and have a laugh all at the same time!

8) Send flowers anonymously to someone, and add a little (or a lot) cyan-pepper to the center of the flower. (If you get the right flowers this blends into the pollen in the center of the flower, and one big sniff will surly bring tears to their eyes.)

9) Most pet stores will sell crickets as food for some pets for only a few cents each. This means that $5 can usually get you a but load of crickets. 200+ crickets offer limitless possibilities.

10) White Sage is a plant that grows in the South West, and is easy to find in the inland desert/hilly area in southern California where I grew up. When this is dried out and burned... it smells surprisingly like marijuana. Back in high school if there was ever a day we wanted to get out of a certain class period, I would bring a single dried leaf, and light it and leave it somewhere in the back of the class. Without fail, the teacher would catch a whiff and call in security to check all the students and their bags. This would usually take up most of the period and so any real class work was avoided.
During my junior year there was a bully who took pleasure in tormenting many other students, and eventually crossed the line in my book. Although this person consistently brought drugs and weapons to school, they were careful to avoid being caught. Not only did the "Kids Law" prohibit me from turning him in, but "snitching" was a sure way to get yourself beaten or worse. So instead I waited until a few weeks later this kid was bragging to a friend in class about his new hand gun - which he had on him. A little distraction in the front of the room by a friend gave me ample time to light the White Sage leaf in the back of the room. A few minutes later security was called in. The bully was smart enough to ditch his new gun in a cupboard in the back of the room, which was found by security, but he was dumb enough to forget to ditch the bullets that were still in his bag... along with a good size ziplock of real marijuana, and a few other substances that the officials frown upon. The bully was expelled, and I didnt have to snitch or even risk getting caught with any contraband... other then a lighter which I stashed in the teachers pen cup and which was never found. Good times.


Now these are a little more immature and mean, and disgusting...

1) Take a small tube of fake blood from Halloween into the bathroom and spread it over your hand. Use your bloody hand to generously handle all the boxes of tampons under the sink, then wash hands and leave. (This we used a few times in college where there were sometimes up to six girls sharing an apartment. The ensuing chaos and drama would sometimes last weeks.)

2) Take a tampon, and let it soak for a day in the oil from a can of tuna fish. Then wring it out and use some more of that Halloween fake blood to really sell the setup. Finally, wait until your target is in for the night, and then stuff the tampon under their car door handle. Watch from a distance the following morning as they try to get into their car and get a handful of revenge. (There was only one guy who ever wronged one of my roommates bad enough to deserve this. I still giggle thinking about it. We watched from our apartment window the next morning as this guy found the surprise we left him. He tried to open his car door, and kind of jumped a little, then reached under the latch and pulled out the wet thing he had touched. When he saw what it was he started shaking his hand off and swearing, then he stood there, looked at his hand, brought it close enough to smell, and promptly lost his breakfast. I dont think I have ever hurt so bad from laughing in my whole life.)

3) If you have a friend who is both pregnant and willing (these can be hard to find)... have them take a pregnancy test, then put it in an envelope with an note that says "We need to talk" and is simply signed with a "me". Leave it on the door or table of a promiscuous buddy.

4) Even a negative pregnancy test can mean fun times if left where an overprotective father will find it. (This obviously worked great when I was still in high school)