(RP) Luka's Revenge! *shakes fist*

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Luka Melehan

Luka Melehan

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As per instructions, I sailed to Buc's Den ti find my new nemesis. But the only drunken pirate there...was drunk!!



I didn't know what to do! How can I implore my wrath if he doesn't care?? But then I took a page from Star Trek and decided to get drunk too.



and drunker.



and drunker... .... ...gimme that hat!



There for awhile I forgot what I was mad about. (Don't tell Kelmo!)



Can you beleive it!!! He still ignores me!! Now I am stomping mad! How dare he attack my poor unarmed, unmanned girl!! And then just stand there and drink!!!

He is a first class number one chicken****!! He will not face me on the open seas! With armaments and crew! He IS NO pirate! Just a DRUNKEN SLOB!!
 
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!!!!!!!



And now my nemesis', Saint Dismiss and Nightstalker!! They are all in league! Be ware my seafaring friends, these criminals lurk deep in the shadows and now on the night seas!

And 100,000 a pop?? What am I made of gold here? I am just a casual player here...I can count on one hand how many times I have won a PvP encounter...ever! Face me and my mates on the open seas, under the light of day! Allow me the chance to WIN tem back!

*hunkers down and starts hunting essences and tracking down ratmen goods for gold*
 
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