Ten hut! Stand at attention, soldiers. You are in the presence of Commando Jarvan IV, elite member of the Demacian Commandos, here to see if youve got what it takes to join our ranks. Come on, yordle, climb that wall! You wont get anywhere up in top lane if you dont move move MOVE! Ive seen legs covered in Singeds Mega Adhesive run through this course faster than this sad bunch. I was airlifted straight from Garens elite Brush Training Facility to recruit and all Ive got to work with are these wash-outs and comedians whose egos are writing checks that their bodies cant cash!
This sale only runs from July 17 through July 20, so pack up your gear, soldiers, and get to work. Weve got a lot of training to do! You can use your new combat assets to your advantage and maybe join up with the Commandos yourself one day.
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- Leonas heavy armor and shield weighed her down pretty bad out on the course. Non-Commando-regulation PT gear puts this Solari out of the running. Pick her up for 487 RP.
- Kassadin doesnt seem to understand that hes supposed to climb the wall, not teleport through it. You think youre funny, void-man? Drop and give me twenty! You can grab him for 487 RP.
- Dr. Mundo is what we call in the Commandos a liability. During target practice he was just as likely to throw a cleaver at the man next to him as he was to throw it down range. Maybe hell have more luck in the corporate world. Take him away for just 292 RP.
- Superb Villain Veigar cackles maniacally every time I call for radio-silence. The first rule of the Commandos is to stop talking when I say to stop talking! Pack up this pompous little mastermind and ship him home for 487 RP.
- Tundra Hunter Warwick has got the right idea but loses on execution. Save the tundra camouflage for the winter, werewolf! Pick up this off-season skin for just 260 RP.
- Siren Cassiopeia has incredible stopping power in the thick of battle but she cant correctly wear Jarvans Elite Commando Battle Boots, as mandated under Article IV of the Commando Code. If we bend the rules for this slithery soldier than were going to have to bend the rules for everyone. Take home this shoeless siren for 487 RP.
This sale only runs from July 17 through July 20, so pack up your gear, soldiers, and get to work. Weve got a lot of training to do! You can use your new combat assets to your advantage and maybe join up with the Commandos yourself one day.
Continue reading...