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(RP) Letter to the Editor: The Bad Bard

The Trinsic Beacon

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*a letter has been sent to the editor of the Trinsic Beacon and has been posted in the respective section of the paper*

Concerning the latest report of Nujelm!!!

From a bad bard to a worthless general

It seems that the Sultan of Nujelm hired the failed bard and jokester Bladderstick as General.
Bladdersticks first goal seems to be to get revenge for being slighted for his bad jokes and plan a raid on his neighbours.

Luckily busybody Skarros also called the 'Stalker" got wind of it and sent troops to stop this nonsense.
But although they managed to stop the production of the ships they neither managed to capture Bladderstick nor get the other party responsible for this mess the Sultan.

It might be that our Lords in their incompetence think themselves irreplaceable, but we as their subjects that have to live with their sometimes incompetent choices should not accept that.
So I ask the Council what they think to do with Nujelm and the Sultan?

Do they intend to keep that incompetent greedy Lord as head of the island or do they intend to get someone competent to lead the poor citizens of Nujelm?

*a concerned citizen*
Note from the editor: Letters to the Beacon are posted without alterations and do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the Beacon and its staff.
 
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