EM Announcement King Blackthorn calls meeting with Citizens! 11/16/2013@ 7 PM PST

[WildStar]

http://stratics.com/community/threads/king-blackthorn-calls-meeting-with-citizens.307416/:

By word of the Royal Criers:​

King Blackthorn calls meeting with citizens!​

The King will arrive at 7pm pst in the Throne Room​

of Castle Blackthorn!​

All citizens asked to attend!​

 

[WildStar]

Bump!

 

[Molokha]

Well? What did he have to say for himself?

 

[WildStar]

Patience! I have several news reports to work on.

WildStar

 

[Molokha]

Forgive me. I am eager for any and all news on Blackthorn; if he does not turn evil and run the country into the ground, Lindae has to pay me twenty dollars.

 

[Lindae Lives]

No, you fool! I have to pay you ten dollars if he doesn't turn evil; I have to pay you twenty dollars if he doesn't turn out to be a transvestite.

Your hard-won savings are mine, Molokha!

 

[Molokha]

I do not doubt that the man has his peccadilloes but I am telling you that he is not a transvestite.

 

[Lindae Lives]

Oh, what would you know? I'll bet that you've never even dressed as your own imaginary daughter in order to trick your house's oldest enemy into promising their firstborn son's hand in marriage to a woman that doesn't exist.

 

[Molokha]

Harsh words.

 

[Alouenikah]

would you two stop shouting you made me kneed this batter for to long

now the scones will be all lumpy and is all your faults

for shame

 

[SuperKen]

I'm confused.

Not for the first time, I imagine.

 

[Molokha]

I'm confused.
Not for the first time, I imagine.

EYYYY SUPERKEN

YOU HERO OF THE PEOPLE

LOOK, CHILDREN, LOOK GOOD AND HARD AT THIS MIRACULOUS CREATURE FOR HE IS TWICE THE MAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO BE. UNLESS YOU ARE FEMALE IN WHICH CASE HE IS TWICE THE WOMAN (OR SO I AM TOLD)

*embraces Ken, weeps with joy*

 

[Flutter]

This thread has win all over it.

 

[kelmo]

Wait, what?

 

[Molokha]

Wait, what?

*is delighted that people actually are gathering around and admiring SuperKen*

My work here is done.

 

[Lindae Lives]

 

[kelmo]

I have no issues with any one in this thread. Yet... If you are here to take a Stratic's moderator to task in public, I am here to assure you this will not happen. If ya have no clue as to how to argue a case or claim that you are being singled out. PM any admin or Senior Mod.

 

[Molokha]

I have no issues with any one in this thread. Yet... If you are here to take a Stratic's moderator to task in public, I am here to assure you this will not happen. If ya have no clue as to how to argue a case or claim that you are being singled out. PM any admin or Senior Mod.

(I... think there's been a misunderstanding here? SK and I are friends in game and this is how we interact all the time. I'm not disparaging him in any way.)

 

[kelmo]

*listens*

 

[kelmo]

I am not the total ass some may imagine me to be... *smiles* I will listen.

 

[SuperKen]

Thanks for the assist folks, but yea, me and Molokha troll each other (and the shard) all the time.

She's adorable!

 

[Lindae Lives]

There, Molokha, he's not angry with you; you can stop crying now.

 

[Molokha]

 

[Alouenikah]

 

[Molokha]

I do not look like that.

 

[Alouenikah]

I do not look like that.

you are lie

 

[Amber Witch]

(I... think there's been a misunderstanding here? SK and I are friends in game and this is how we interact all the time. I'm not disparaging him in any way.)

Yes you are! Don't lie!

 

[Molokha]

Yes you are! Don't lie!

*looks stricken* Lady Amber, I would have thought that you would know that I unironically think that SuperKen is a king (and a ken) amongst men.

 

[Amber Witch]

I only said that because Aloooeeepallooooeee said that. Alouuueeee does not know how to not speak truths!
I've thought good and hard!

 

[Molokha]

I only said that because Aloooeeepallooooeee said that. Alouuueeee does not know how to not speak truths!
I've thought good and hard!

Alouenikah's accusation was in regards to my claim that I am more attractive than that picture that he... devised.

You are correct, though, in that he is incapable of lying.

 

[Alouenikah]

You are correct, though, in that he is incapable of lying.

no! i can lie

like such:

i am a berd

(is not true! i am a person)

 

[Lindae Lives]

Alouenikah lies all the damn time! I asked him if he could be trusted not to eat my breakfast while I ducked outside to bring the washing in, and he said "dohohoho of course leendeh i am not for to eat your toast is a naughty thing to do i am so fat" (paraphrased). Needless to say, I returned to find that my toast had mysteriously disappeared.

 

[Alouenikah]

i told you

it was the ants

 

[Lindae Lives]

IT WAS NOT THE BLOODY ANTS

 

[Molokha]

I am honestly surprised that we have not been banned yet.