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(OT) Is Mommy Home *joke*

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*Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**



**'Hello?'**


**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**


**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Dave.'**


**After a brief pause,**


**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Dave.'**

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now..'**

Brief Pause.




**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**



**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**



**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**



**'I did it, Daddy.'**




**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**


**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Dave?'**


**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**


**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**



*****Long Pause*****






*****Longer Pause*****






*****Even Longer Pause*****






**Then Daddy says,**




**'Swimming pool? ...........**






**Is this 486-5731?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number.........*
 

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