How do I make mine automaton happy?

[J. E. Tamer]

How can I increase the happiness of mine automaton?
I can't feed it.
Commanding it doth not seem to help.
Repairing it doth not seem to help.
Hath anyone else faced this problem?

 

[Piotr]

Lubrication!

Pouring oil on all his moving parts (no, not private parts, you perv), will make him wonderfully happy again.

 

[Lythos-]

It rubs the lotion on it's skin

 

[Zalan]

I found when a pet goese to extremely happy. Try the command all guard me twice. It goese back to Wonderfully Happy.

I never knew robots had feelings.

Did your tinkering level drop below 100?
Did you get discorded by a satyr or EM creature.

 

[Poo]

It rubs the lotion on it's skin

or it gets the hose again!

 

[J. E. Tamer]

o Oil flask did not work.
o Commands did not work.
o Stabling it through "server down" did not work.

 

[Lythos-]

Just throwing ideas out with no facts. Did you try to drop the oil in it like feeding it or double click the oil and click on it? Will it eat ingots? What about an oil cloth?

 

[Dot_Warner]

Did you try taking it out for a lovely evening at a pub? Drinks? Dancing? A room at a posh inn...various heated oils...

 

[Smoot]

Just throwing ideas out with no facts. Did you try to drop the oil in it like feeding it or double click the oil and click on it? Will it eat ingots? What about an oil cloth?

he was trolling. theres no way for them to re-gain loyalty. thats what GM Rivers told me.

@J. E. Tamer submit a bug report on uo.com. you wont find any answers here.

 

[Modoc]

How can I increase the happiness of mine automaton?
I can't feed it.
Commanding it doth not seem to help.
Repairing it doth not seem to help.
Hath anyone else faced this problem?

Kiss an Angel Good Morning and Love her like the Devil when she gets back home. ,,,,Oh Automatons, NM

 

[kelmo]

A new paint job?

 

[Larisa]

Maybe try repairing it...that would be my first bet....I have yet to make one but why not?

75 Ingots of whatever you used to fix it, give it a shot!

 

[J. E. Tamer]

o Repairing doth not help. (See original message). Note: I have not gotten mine automaton killed yet, and I would prefer to avoid that if possible.
o I have not tried painting it, and have heard of no one else painting one. Art thou speaking from knowledge, or art thou jesting with no good reason?

 

[kelmo]

no good reason... Just trying to cheer you up.

 

[Capt. Lucky]

*slips automaton a copy of Play Robot magazine*

 

[Piotr]

*slips automaton a copy of Play Robot magazine*

The Economist actually got an article about Robocopulation.

 

[Aibal]

Snug up his nuts?