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HOKOTU!!

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NAPA VALLEY WILL WITNESS THE POWER OF THE HOKOTU BASCINET!

BASCINET IS POWER!

HOKOTU IS GOD!

YOU WILL WEAR THE BASCINET TO OBTAIN THE SCROLLS OF POWER!

YOU WILL WEAR THE BASCINET TO HOLD PUBLIC AUCTIONS!

YOU WILL WEAR THE BASCINET TO KILL THE SWOOP!

YOU WILL WEAR THE BASCINET TO USE THE MOONGATES!

HOKOTU!!

Yes?
 
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HOHO!

YOU ARE THE WEAKEST!

YOUR BANKSITTING WILL HAVE THE SHADOW OF THE BASCINET CAST UPON IT!

HOKOTU!!

Yes?
 
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YOUR SHARD IS IN ITS WEAKEST STATE EVER!

YOUR SPAWNS PIPE AND SPIN WITHOUT CHALLENGE!

OH! IT IS FOR THE TAKING!

YOUR SHARD IS LUNA!

HOKOTU WILL CONQUER!

HOKOTU!!

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*a snide chuckle from within the bascinet*

Rogal Dorn, you too are weak.

THE BASCINET IS NAY FOR YOU!

THE BASCINET IS POWER!

GUARDS! HOKOTU WILL KILL ME! AHH!

HOKOTU!!

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OH NOOOOOO!!!! A CRAZY PERSON!!!!!

*runs away screaming*

*comes back* btw I like your avatar.

*runs away screaming again*
 
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YES! HOKOTU NEEDS NO ARMOR! ONLY BASCINET!

SUCH IS THE MIGHT OF HOKOTU!

HOKOTU!!

Yes?
 
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This has to be the Funniest and BEST PvP thread ever. Laughin my ass off!!!


Sits back down and continues drinking...LoL!

btw..we may be adults..but lay down on the caps
I could read your msg with my glasses off 10 ft from the computer LOL


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OH NOOOOOO!!!! A CRAZY PERSON!!!!!

*runs away screaming*

*comes back* btw I like your avatar.

*runs away screaming again*

aye I agree too
but arnt we all crazy for playing this game?
 
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I love these "stir the pot" players, makes for a little excitement.
 
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Lol..no the thing that gets me is this.

You have to wear the BASCINET to hold a public auction. Ok when was the last time there was a public auction IN fel? LOL.

Also you have to wear the BASCINET to use the moongates? umm.. How ya going to inforce that? LoL.

Other than that..keep on posting. I need a good laugh LOL
 
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<blockquote><hr>

*Sigh*

Save it for the game.

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One could say that about every post in the forum, Setnaffa.

Auctions in both Tram and Fel will be held wearing the bascinets. Strict penalties will be given to those who refuse.

Moongates are easy to control.

Banksitting will remain free for now!

HOKOTU!!

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You know it amazes me; Someone tries to bring some life into a shard that keeps rehashing the same, tired routine because it's on its last leg, and already a mod is pounding.
 

zared of napa

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Ahhh yes My freind i will take your precious HOKOTU BASCINET! from You.
I will be wearing the sheild of Ressurection.
See u in the field if u dare.
 
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five oclock

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LoL..ya know what..Im game too..Im the one with the red hair and the ale bottle in thy hand. Wheres the field?
 
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Hehe, obviously this person doesn't know the history of Napa well. Back in the day, Napa was famous for producing some of the best PvPers in UO...and some of us old farts are still around.
 
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Hehe, obviously this person doesn't know the history of Napa well. Back in the day, Napa was famous for producing some of the best PvPers in UO...and some of us old farts are still around.

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Who are you?

Do you wear a bascinet?

NO!

You probably wear a SAMURAI HELM ohohoho!!
 
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Is this what bringing "some life into a shard that keeps rehashing the same, tired routine" looks like? REALLY? The whole game has like 2 months to live, max.
 
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Is this what bringing "some life into a shard that keeps rehashing the same, tired routine" looks like? REALLY? The whole game has like 2 months to live, max.

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BETTER THAN AUCTIONS AND NAKED MOONGATE WRESTLING!

HOKOTU IS BETTER THAN NAKED! HOKOTU IS NAKED WITH BASCINET!

BASCINETTT!!

HOKOTU!!

Yes?
 

Kirthag

Former Stratics Publisher
Alumni
Stratics Veteran
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Campaign Benefactor
*attracted by all the yelling, she peeks through her window*

I wonder if this one is related to the Kight of Ni....
 
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"You probably wear a SAMURAI HELM ohohoho!!"

Damn right. No other way to go Samurai Style.

 
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Sorry peps but I cannot let those who evade keep a thread going.
 
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