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Richard Pryor

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Hi, I'm new here. Please don't mock me too badly.

Thanks in advance,

Richard
 

SAVATAGE

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ok.. we wont........... but how you doing since your milk and cookie explosion?
 
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Richard Pryor

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Not so great. I got MS. Then I tried to burn myself to death, which I failed at. Then, finally after beating back my inner demons and obtaining inner peace, I'm dead so that I can really enjoy my time in hell.

All that "stuff" aside, I'm doing good.
 
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Sunrise

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I always knew that UO was one of the nine planes of hell :p
 
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Richard Pryor

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I think my stand-up days are over. All the clubs I've approached don't cater to dead comics...
 
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Sunrise

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ya should try the I love blood clubs...they only cater to dead people. heck I see alot of vampires and necros there all the time.

The only problem thos...if they don't like ya they dont throw tomaotes...Just thy leg or arm of a zombie...dang those hurt..
 
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