Hello Big O and Hello My Darling Sorc!

[TheLadyChele]

Hi, how is everyone? I see Sorcon is due to marry again!!! I also see Omnicron is back posting!! Hail Big O!! Hello Sorc darling! Miss all of you and wish all of you the best. And to all of you out there who I love and adore: HIIIIIIIIII!! HOW ARE UUUUUUUUUUU????
LOVE
CHELE

 

[Omnicron]

What up what up....I post at different times of teh day, I have a two month old who has his own schedule.

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Hey there Chele! I decided not to marry Grog although Omnicron and me almost tied the knot. (Big O indeed once I got done with it!) currently Im looking for a sweet darling who would like to marry a rich guy. I got low standards, although I hit the jackpot once or twice. Any port in a storm ya know? Nood pics optional but encouraged heavily!

 

[Lord Cuda]

All is well just waiting for Sorc's next wedding. I keep pushing for Omni but Sorc keeps repulsing his advances

Take care dear lady

 

[Omnicron]

Ohh we sleep together, but thats all I gets. He has to marry some hussie and give them all his lewt...i just get his jollies off.

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

...and inquisitors

 

[Omnicron]

you were quitting and you too now have my most prized uo possesions....so I dont want to hear it!

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

And you have my most prized real life possession...

MONEY!

 

[Erekose]

Am I the only person on the shard who HASN'T married Sorcon?

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

I think our E-Peens were in the same girl at different times... That's sorta like Marriage.

 

[Omnicron]

My epeen was in sorcon at that same time sooo technaclly I was married to you to Ere.

 

[Erekose]

 

[Tovladian Soltyr]

*puts up his Chasity Fire Wall*

I know to much about where you're E-Peens have been to want them anywhere near me!!!!

 

[Erekose]

*puts up his Chasity Fire Wall*

I know to much about where you're E-Peens have been to want them anywhere near me!!!!

That's not what you said last night after that bottle of wine.

 

[Omnicron]

*slaps Tol in the eye with his e-peen*

 

[Lord Cuda]

TOV, Get that outta there you dont know where its been!!


Well wait a minute....nvm i am not gonna say it so umm ermmm carry on!


*exits stage right*

 

[Erekose]

He was all sweet talk until this morning. Now he won't even call me.

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Cuda's E-Peen can demolish buildings.

....course mine won a fight w/ Chuck Norris' e-peen, so ... yeah

 

[Omnicron]

Shoot, my epeen is so awsome Chuck Norris's epeen just looked at it and started crying...and then hid behind his zipper.

 

[Tovladian Soltyr]

Shoot, my epeen is so awsome Chuck Norris's epeen just looked at it and started crying...and then hid behind his zipper.

Mine only made Van Dam cry :/

 

[Lord Cuda]

You did not just bring Van Dam into the same conversation as Chuck did you?

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Van Dam is like Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris was homosexual, had no beard, was french, had surgery to do the splits, and just completely and utterly sucked at everything in life.

 

[Omnicron]

Van Dam is like Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris was homosexual, had no beard, was french, had surgery to do the splits, and just completely and utterly sucked at everything in life.

QFT and post count +1

 

[Erekose]

Funniest thing ever was back in 2005 I think when Van Damme lost a barfight. Hell, *I* could kick his ass and it's been years since I've kickboxed.

Chuck Norris could kill him just by snoring at him.

 

[Omnicron]

The only thing negative I could ever say about Chuck Norris is, Sidekicks the movie...horrible..

Great, now he probably will hunt me down and pwnt me irl.