Yeah, we can't field the numbers like we used to, but we have our ways of beating the other factions. One way is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the moongate over to Despise. I needed a new power scroll for my stealther, so I decided to go to Don'tMuchCareForIt, which is what they called Despise back in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the moongate cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. Only they didn't have white onions because of the war with the Jukas. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.....
Nice fight, youngin's. Remember to say "good game" when you lose and not make up excuses. Which reminds me of another time......