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Happy Birthday Chivo

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imported_Fran Fury

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Although my favorite pirate isn't around here on Baja as much,he still has friends here.

Happy Birthday!!
 
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imported_Fran Fury

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Umm...should I be worried that the only replies are all from women??

 
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imported_Lariat

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!

Arrrr! May your birthday be filled with lots of booty!
Happy birthday Chivo!
 
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So tell us what a famous (or infamous) pirate does to celebrate on his birthday.
Happy birthday and may you have a year filled with happiness!
 
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Chango Pelon

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So tell us what a famous (or infamous) pirate does to celebrate on his birthday.
Happy birthday and may you have a year filled with happiness!

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For real though, I went to work, then to Judo class, and now getting ready for bed.


Can't hang on the weeknights like the younger me could have.
 
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*ROFL* It's a good thing my family wasn't sleeping. I think they heard me bust out laughing all the way to SD!!! That was priceless.
 
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What? No Chuck E Cheese and you know what this year? Or was that the traditional anniversary outing?
 
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Happy birthday Chango, hope you had a great one!

That sheep just isn't right... familiar... but not right!
 
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Fran? Chivo? O?

Hi! Long time, no see.

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Chivo. Long time, no see.

&lt;-- Kangi, the newbie.
 
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Going well! I think I'm gonna get back into the mix, but play strictly on Siege.

I don't have the time to play anywhere else (gearing up - blech!).

Lake Austin shard reporter, eh? Interesting! :p

-Kangi
 
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