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NEWS Gooch Trial Transcript

Flair

Lore Keeper
Stratics Veteran
[21:23:36] [York]: just who i was looking for
[21:23:37] [York]: :)
[21:23:41] [Flair]: court reporter present
[21:23:48] [York]: Great
[21:23:54] [York]: Thank you and welcome
[21:24:27] [York]: Any luck with the speakers?
[21:24:32] [Talia]: hmmm
[21:25:10] [Flair]: You have hidden yourself well.
[21:25:13] [Victim]: *hic*
[21:25:24] [Talia]: I can't get them to listen
[21:25:37] [Baby Doll]: *hic*
[21:25:38] [<13643986>Tanager]: found us ^.^
[21:25:47] [Flair]: sorry taken pictures
[21:25:55] [York]: We will use yell
[21:25:58] [York]: In Vas Mani
[21:26:10] [York]: it's !(space) before you speak
[21:27:35] [Talia]: testing
[21:27:40] [York]: Hello
[21:28:34] [Talia]: is it working like it should?
[21:28:37] [Flair]: knock knock?
[21:28:39] [York]: Worg please take a seat
[21:28:44] [York]: thank you
[21:28:45] [Flair]: can anyone hear me?
[21:28:47] [Worg]: ruff
[21:28:48] [Victim]: ...I'm not wasted...
[21:28:49] [Talia]: or do I have them backwards?
[21:28:50] [Shayla Keylley]: i can
[21:28:52] [Shayla Keylley]: ll
[21:28:55] [Flair]: lol
[21:29:10] [Flair]: I just wanna catch everything being the reporter and all
[21:29:25] [York]: There we go
[21:29:46] [York]: testing...
[21:29:51] [Talia]: Testing?
[21:29:52] [York]: testing...
[21:29:57] [Talia]: did I do it?
[21:30:13] [King Blackthorn]: Do you need them unlocked again?
[21:30:22] [York]: hello
[21:30:25] [York]: there.
[21:30:31] [Talia]: I think they are working correctly
[21:30:42] [York]: We will begin shortly
[21:30:43] [King Blackthorn]: I am not sure the Jury can hear properly.
[21:30:47] [Flair]: i hope so
[21:30:57] [Tanager]: the one in here is not speaking
[21:30:57] [York]: We will begin shortly
[21:31:07] [York]: haha
[21:31:08] [Tanager]: so if pl in the audience speak, we wil not here
[21:31:28] [Talia]: [Crystal] Victim says: Echo echo echo . . .
[21:31:42] [Shayla Keylley]: thank you so much
[21:31:42] [Crystal] Shayla Keylley says: thank you so much
[21:31:45] [Tanager]: it is broadcastitn tho, i can see the charge count going down
[21:31:58] [Flair]: much better
[21:32:18] [Tanager]: we dont need the one behind the jury
[21:32:24] [King Blackthorn]: Do you need those unlocked Talia?
[21:32:31] [Shayla Keylley]: leave it
[21:32:33] [Talia]: no I can work them as they are
[21:32:41] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles*
[21:32:49] [Talia]: Is this good York?
[21:32:49] [Crystal] Talia says: Is this good York?
[21:33:08] [York]: lets see if they can hear me
[21:33:08] [Crystal] York says: lets see if they can hear me
[21:33:14] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: (eyes that throne longingly)
[21:33:20] [Crystal] Worg says: licks dels hand
[21:33:21] [York]: Anything?
[21:33:27] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: Ooo, thanks Vic :)
[21:33:36] [Crystal] Baby Doll says: lol already looped enough that I change direction ever time I *hic*.
[21:34:08] [York]: We will begin shortly,
[21:34:08] [Crystal] York says: We will begin shortly,
[21:34:49] [York]: I notice that the defense is not here. we will wait a few moments.
[21:34:49] [Crystal] York says: I notice that the defense is not here. we will wait a few moments.
[21:35:49] [Crystal] Dionysis says: I know a hunter that can find him...
[21:36:02] [Crystal] Baby Doll says: lol Hi ya!
[21:36:19] [Delilah the Mad]: Hi, handsome. It's on me!
[21:36:19] [Worg]: Thanks girl!
[21:36:25] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: lol
[21:36:36] [Delilah the Mad]: Hi, handsome. It's on me!
[21:36:36] [Victim]: Thanks girl!
[21:36:40] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: tee hee
[21:36:43] [Delilah the Mad]: ...I'm not wasted...
[21:36:52] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: Doh
[21:36:58] [Crystal] Victim says: ack! a drunk dog!
[21:37:00] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: Me drinketh too mucheth
[21:37:23] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: lol
[21:37:51] [Crystal] Baby Doll says: *bumps Sam*
[21:37:56] [Crystal] Baby Doll says: Hi
[21:37:59] [Crystal] Sam says: grins
[21:39:39] [York]: In Vas Mani
[21:39:53] [York]: Hmm the defense still has not arrived
[21:39:53] [Crystal] York says: Hmm the defense still has not arrived
[21:39:55] [Crystal] Lady Ubajun says: hail siegers
[21:40:13] [Crystal] Lord Ander The Brave says: there is no defense thats thier point?
[21:40:25] [Talia]: *grumbles*
[21:40:25] [Crystal] Talia says: *grumbles*
[21:40:33] [Crystal] Lady Ubajun says: Lord Kran is under the weather i respectufully came in his stay
[21:40:45] [York]: *checks for hiding*
[21:40:45] [Crystal] York says: *checks for hiding*
[21:41:01] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: Perhaps Chad is here on his behalf
[21:41:29] [Crystal] Lord Ander The Brave says: i here on my own behalf i hope its enuff
[21:41:38] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: haha
[21:41:40] [Crystal] Chad Sexington says: well, i know henry can't be here
[21:41:58] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: Aww gee, you'll represent the attorney in absentia
[21:43:05] [York]: It appears that the defense is not going to show.
[21:43:05] [Crystal] York says: It appears that the defense is not going to show.
[21:43:17] [York]: This does not look good, I wonder why an person that declared his innocence
[21:43:18] [Crystal] York says: This does not look good, I wonder why an person that declared his innocence
[21:43:19] [Crystal] Lady Ubajun says: hail dust
[21:43:23] [Crystal] Lord Ander The Brave says: there is no defense thats their point
[21:43:28] [York]: so much so, that we are all gathered here did not show.
[21:43:28] [Crystal] York says: so much so, that we are all gathered here did not show.
[21:43:37] [Chad Sexington]: i'll wing it
[21:43:37] [Crystal] Chad Sexington says: i'll wing it
[21:43:38] [Chad Sexington]: ;D
[21:43:38] [Crystal] Chad Sexington says: ;D
[21:43:53] [York]: you are not Gooch
[21:43:53] [Crystal] York says: you are not Gooch
[21:44:03] [Tanager]: trial in absentia?
[21:44:03] [Crystal] Tanager says: trial in absentia?
[21:44:10] [Chad Sexington]: so few of us are, i'm afraid
[21:44:10] [Crystal] Chad Sexington says: so few of us are, i'm afraid
[21:44:23] [York]: ! This casts a shadow not just on his actions but also does not look favorable
[21:44:23] [Crystal] York says: ! This casts a shadow not just on his actions but also does not look favorable
[21:44:29] [York]: for a Governor to do such a thing.
[21:44:29] [Crystal] York says: for a Governor to do such a thing.
[21:44:30] [Crystal] Dionysis says: *chuckles*
[21:44:34] [Chad Sexington]: but i know what the defense was going to be
[21:44:34] [Crystal] Chad Sexington says: but i know what the defense was going to be
[21:44:42] [York]: I have no choice but to Issue a Warrant for the Gooch’s capture.
[21:44:42] [Crystal] York says: I have no choice but to Issue a Warrant for the Gooch’s capture.
[21:44:54] [York]: Is this a favorable course of action m’lord?
[21:44:54] [Crystal] York says: Is this a favorable course of action m’lord?
[21:44:56] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: (gulps)
[21:45:15] [Crystal] Lady Ubajun says: well i fear lord kran was bitten by a rabid monbat and cannot be here if he were able he'd want to see gooch put away for a long time!
[21:45:18] [King Blackthorn]: We must stand upon Truth and Justice in this matter.
[21:45:18] [Crystal] King Blackthorn says: We must stand upon Truth and Justice in this matter.
[21:45:28] [Crystal] Worg says: howls loudly
[21:45:30] [Tanager]: *imagines Gooch on a road somewhere with a borken wagon wheel*
[21:45:30] [Crystal] Tanager says: *imagines Gooch on a road somewhere with a borken wagon wheel*
[21:45:34] [Crystal] Worg says: awooooooooooooooooo
[21:45:44] [King Blackthorn]: Suspicious though it may seem, we must consider him innocent until proven guilty.
[21:45:44] [Crystal] King Blackthorn says: Suspicious though it may seem, we must consider him innocent until proven guilty.
[21:45:51] [Shayla Keylley]: *whispers* Will we get paid if he doesn't show up?
[21:45:51] [Crystal] Shayla Keylley says: *whispers* Will we get paid if he doesn't show up?
[21:46:07] [Crystal] Lord Ander The Brave says: isnt being acused his admission of guilt?
[21:46:17] [Crystal] Lord Dust Priest says: Anyone got some booze?
[21:46:17] [King Blackthorn]: However, enforcement of a subpeona and warrant for arrest is reasonable at this time.
[21:46:17] [Crystal] King Blackthorn says: However, enforcement of a subpeona and warrant for arrest is reasonable at this time.
[21:46:27] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: I blame peachiosity
[21:46:30] [King Blackthorn]: Please proceed Governor York.
[21:46:30] [Crystal] King Blackthorn says: Please proceed Governor York.
[21:46:34] [Crystal] Lady Ubajun says: its hard when your friend is dying because of the actions of THAT MAN points finger at gooch
[21:46:47] [Chad Sexington]: objection!
[21:46:47] [Crystal] Chad Sexington says: objection!
[21:46:53] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: Thanks, Vic
[21:47:06] [Crystal] Victim says: you are welcome
[21:47:06] [York]: There are no grounds for an objection
[21:47:06] [Crystal] York says: There are no grounds for an objection
[21:47:12] [York]: he is not here and that clear.
[21:47:12] [Crystal] York says: he is not here and that clear.
[21:47:14] [Crystal] Lady Ubajun says: apologizes ill remain quiet
[21:47:15] [Crystal] Worg says: grrr
[21:47:23] [Crystal] Worg says: pins ears back
[21:47:31] [Crystal] Lord Dust Priest says: *whispers* Delilah, spare a shot?
[21:47:33] [York]: We will be fair once he is found and brough, by force if needed, to jutive
[21:47:33] [Crystal] York says: We will be fair once he is found and brough, by force if needed, to jutive
[21:47:36] [Crystal] Lord Dust Priest says: :)
[21:47:37] [Delilah the Mad]: ...I'm not wasted...
[21:47:38] [York]: Justice*
[21:47:38] [Crystal] York says: Justice*
[21:47:39] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: Nice booty Idico
[21:47:42] [Crystal] Kattasrophe says: *glances at Worg* Cmere boy!
[21:47:53] [Crystal] Lord Dust Priest says: Preciate it Vic
[21:47:59] [Crystal] Victim says: my pleasure
[21:48:02] [York]: Since you are a member of barter town
[21:48:02] [Crystal] York says: Since you are a member of barter town
[21:48:14] [York]: I hope you can convince him to turn himself in.
[21:48:14] [Crystal] York says: I hope you can convince him to turn himself in.
[21:48:15] [Crystal] Lord Ander The Brave says: i say kill gooch on sight and he can stand trial as ghost
[21:48:29] [Chad Sexington]: the fact that he is not here is further evidence of his innocence1
[21:48:29] [Crystal] Chad Sexington says: the fact that he is not here is further evidence of his innocence1
[21:48:33] [Crystal] Lady Ubajun says: aye
[21:48:37] [King Blackthorn]: Let the Court Clerk hereby issue a warrant for the arrest of Governor Gooch. I will sign the warrant with regret.
[21:48:37] [Crystal] King Blackthorn says: Let the Court Clerk hereby issue a warrant for the arrest of Governor Gooch. I will sign the warrant with regret.
[21:48:46] [Crystal] Mistymoon says: it also shows his guilt
[21:48:47] [Crystal] Fogsbane says: !
[21:48:51] [Crystal] Sam says: hehe
[21:48:58] [Crystal] Lady Ubajun says: **** looks at flyer of gooch how could he not be here
[21:49:01] [Chad Sexington]: the gooch would like to enter a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity!
[21:49:01] [Crystal] Chad Sexington says: the gooch would like to enter a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity!
[21:49:02] [Flair]: *notes it and prepares the warrent*
[21:49:10] [Crystal] Victim says: Dead, or alive?
[21:49:18] [York]: Thank you M; Lord and i apologize for wasting your time
[21:49:21] [Flair]: hands him a warrant
[21:49:28] [Flair]: your seal please
[21:49:35] [Baby Doll]: *hic*
[21:49:40] [Ander The Brave]: but we shall enforce it with feverish haste
[21:49:42] [King Blackthorn]: *Signs warrant and affixes the Royal Seal*
[21:49:47] [Flair]: *nods*
[21:49:50] [Baby Doll]: *hic*
[21:49:54] [Flair]: Thank you my liege
[21:49:55] [Baby Doll]: *hic*
[21:49:55] [Delilah the Mad]: *hic*
[21:49:59] [Dionysis]: Time is never wasted... it is enjoyed.
[21:49:59] [Crystal] Dionysis says: Time is never wasted... it is enjoyed.
[21:50:00] [York]: I suggest you speak with Gooch
[21:50:00] [Crystal] York says: I suggest you speak with Gooch
[21:50:05] [Flair]: Judge York
[21:50:05] [Crystal] Lord Flair says: Judge York
[21:50:07] [Chad Sexington]: *frowns*
[21:50:09] [Flair]: your warrent
[21:50:09] [Crystal] Lord Flair says: your warrent
[21:50:13] [Talia]: *twiddles thumbs*
[21:50:13] [Crystal] Talia says: *twiddles thumbs*
[21:50:15] [Dust Priest]: *hic*
[21:50:15] [Delilah the Mad]: *hic*
[21:50:15] [Ander The Brave]: can we get copies of the warrant?
[21:50:15] [Crystal] Lord Ander The Brave says: can we get copies of the warrant?
[21:50:16] [York]: Thank you
[21:50:16] [Crystal] York says: Thank you
[21:50:16] [Flair]: *hands him warrent*
[21:50:20] [Dust Priest]: *hic*
[21:50:24] [Crystal] Sam says: afk for a sec
[21:50:25] [Dust Priest]: *hic*
[21:50:28] [York]: Court is Dismissed
[21:50:28] [Crystal] York says: Court is Dismissed
[21:50:33] [York]: *slams big hammer*
[21:50:33] [Crystal] York says: *slams big hammer*
[21:50:40] [Tanager]: * sighs*
[21:50:45] [Dust Priest]: *hic*
[21:50:47] [Shayla Keylley]: guess we can go?
[21:50:47] [Crystal] Shayla Keylley says: guess we can go?
[21:50:53] [York]: *files the warrant*
[21:50:53] [Crystal] York says: *files the warrant*
[21:50:57] [Shayla Keylley]: Who pays us?
[21:50:57] [Crystal] Shayla Keylley says: Who pays us?
[21:51:12] [Crystal] Victim says: all together for a saturday night, and this happens
[21:51:14] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: Oy yoy yoy
[21:51:15] [Crystal] Gorgoth says: *psst* so what is gooch accused of? I have just recently arrived in these lands
[21:51:21] [Talia]: Now about that "I survived the quarantine" sign...
[21:51:21] [Crystal] Talia says: Now about that "I survived the quarantine" sign...
[21:51:24] [Delilah the Mad]: Hey everyone. Listen to my song!
[21:51:28] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: lol
[21:51:30] [Talia]: :p
[21:51:30] [Crystal] Talia says: :p
[21:51:31] [Crystal] Lord Dust Priest says: Gorgoth eh?
[21:51:32] [Crystal] Lord Ander The Brave says: i would like a copy to show him when i chase him down
[21:51:37] [Worg]: arooo
[21:51:37] [Crystal] Worg says: arooo
[21:51:42] [Worg]: whimpers
[21:51:42] [Crystal] Worg says: whimpers
[21:51:46] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: We need torches!
[21:51:46] [Talia]: York
[21:51:46] [Crystal] Talia says: York
[21:51:52] [York]: yes?
[21:51:52] [Crystal] York says: yes?
[21:51:53] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: Aww Worg boopers
[21:51:57] [Talia]: perhaps some wanted posters throughout the land
[21:51:57] [Crystal] Talia says: perhaps some wanted posters throughout the land
[21:51:57] [Crystal] Victim says: and Pitchforks!
[21:52:06] [Talia]: would help speed him into custody
[21:52:06] [Crystal] Talia says: would help speed him into custody
[21:52:10] [Delilah the Mad]: Yay, thanks Dust! :)
[21:52:10] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: Yay, thanks Dust! :)
[21:52:14] [Delilah the Mad]: *hic*
[21:52:15] [Dust Priest]: No prob
[21:52:15] [Crystal] Lord Dust Priest says: No prob
[21:52:15] [Kattasrophe]: *whistles for Worg to come here*
[21:52:15] [Crystal] Kattasrophe says: *whistles for Worg to come here*
[21:52:15] [Flair]: I shall have them prepared and issued in the morning
[21:52:15] [Crystal] Lord Flair says: I shall have them prepared and issued in the morning
[21:52:19] [Talia]: *looks around for troubadour*
[21:52:19] [Crystal] Talia says: *looks around for troubadour*
[21:52:19] [York]: This is a good suggestion but we will give Chad time to speak with Gooch
[21:52:19] [Crystal] York says: This is a good suggestion but we will give Chad time to speak with Gooch
[21:52:28] [Crystal] Lady Ubajun says: that rotten ******* if we dont have justice then we shall have mob justice i suggest we burn his homes to the ground
[21:52:28] [Delilah the Mad]: Where's that FrankenGooch?
[21:52:28] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: Where's that FrankenGooch?
[21:52:30] [Flair]: A copy of this warrant
[21:52:30] [Crystal] Lord Flair says: A copy of this warrant
[21:52:33] [Flair]: for all to see
[21:52:33] [Crystal] Lord Flair says: for all to see
[21:52:35] [York]: That will be fine
[21:52:35] [Crystal] York says: That will be fine
[21:52:36] [Delilah the Mad]: I need my title!
[21:52:36] [Crystal] Delilah the Mad says: I need my title!
[21:52:37] [Dust Priest]: You mean Gorgoth?!
[21:52:37] [Crystal] Lord Dust Priest says: You mean Gorgoth?!
[21:52:44] [Crystal] Lord Dust Priest says: Muahahaha
[21:52:44] [Delilah the Mad]: ...I'm not wasted...
[21:53:01] [Flair]: You have hidden yourself well.
[21:53:02] [Talia]: I also remembered that I will be able to log on next weekend
[21:53:09] [Baby Doll]: *hic*
[21:53:09] [Kattasrophe]: *whistles for Worg to come here*
[21:53:14] [Delilah the Mad]: *hic*
[21:53:16] [Talia]: in case it's needed
[21:53:21] [York]: We will play it by ear from this point on
[21:53:23] [Talia]: now let me turn off these blasted things
[21:53:25] [Delilah the Mad]: Dust, nice duds!
[21:53:26] [York]: and see where this goes
[21:53:29] [York]: :)
[21:53:30] [York]: lol
[21:53:33] [Flair]: i'll do up a warrant
[21:53:36] [Flair]: in the morning
[21:53:44] [York]: yeah , and time to test those blasted things
[21:53:45] [York]: kik
[21:53:45] [Flair]: and put it up on Stratics
[21:53:48] [York]: lol
[21:53:53] [Baby Doll]: *hic*
[21:54:00] [Ander The Brave]: plz at least clap me in irons? i wanna see some one in rons
[21:54:03] [Delilah the Mad]: *hic*
[21:54:38] [Delilah the Mad]: *hic*
[21:54:50] [Talia]: well, I shall be off
[21:54:53] [Delilah the Mad]: *hic*
[21:54:55] [Leawyn II]: Tell some jokes, Sara
[21:54:57] [Baby Doll]: *hic*
[21:54:57] [Delilah the Mad]: *hic*
[21:54:59] [Kattasrophe]: Worg! Here boy!
[21:55:02] [York]: Thank you again
[21:55:05] [King Blackthorn]: Thank you all for your efforts in this matter.
[21:55:07] [Delilah the Mad]: *hic*
[21:55:10] [Talia]: Farewell everyeone!
[21:55:18] [Kattasrophe]: farewell Talia
[21:55:22] [Baby Doll]: *hic*
[21:55:27] [Delilah the Mad]: *hic*
[21:55:28] [Ander The Brave]: dont get worg close to me i am not sharing my fleas
[21:55:37] [Dust Priest]: *hic*
[21:55:44] [York]: things happen, least something can come of it
[21:55:45] [Victim]: In Vas Mani Hur
[21:55:47] [Flair]: *kicks frost*
[21:55:52] [Flair]: *sticks out tongue*
[21:56:02] [Dust Priest]: *hic*
[21:56:02] [Frost]: *stick's back*
[21:56:21] [Worg]: tears bolas up with super sharp teeth
[21:56:27] [Dust Priest]: *hic*
[21:56:29] [Dust Priest]: Do those obsidian statue quests still exist?
 

Flair

Lore Keeper
Stratics Veteran
I'm sorry there was a delay in posting this but i was having some medical issues and it had gotten forgotten/thought I had already put it up as I do so many transcripts. I shoot myself and so sorry. :twak:
 

Blaeke

Journeyman
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Stratics Legend
Thanks for posting that transcript, Flair. I got quite a few laughs out of that courtroom visit.

What a bunch of heavy drinkers. (Victim!:whip:)

I hope you're feeling better, Flair. :)

-Delilah the Mad
 

Victim of Siege

Grand Poobah
Governor
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UNLEASHED
What a bunch of heavy drinkers. (Victim!:whip:)

I hope you're feeling better, Flair. :)

-Delilah the Mad[/QUOTE]
*backs into the whip*

 

startle

Siege... Where the fun begins.
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That bunch in the courtroom could have all been taken out by a sober Chicken Lizard.....:)
 
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