First you need a chair, table and preferably a drink you favor.
Place the drink on said table, and set chair behind.
Get comfortable, and let your minions do the work of gaining you fame, while you drink the minutes away.
Who else has semi amusing (or even totally amusing) pictures of UO moments on Catskills? Doesnt take much to beat mine.
Lets just...keep it non pvp... For reasons of, no one needs a headache.