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Dear Lady Flutter,
I am sorry that one of our buildings is being a bit uppity with you. Although I cannot talk the blasted thing into moving aside for you, I can offer you a chest of Devious maps.
I suppose the maps have something in common with that building.
Aedon Durreah-Tavern-Keeper-Knights Rest-Aegis
Please do not send bears.
I am sorry that one of our buildings is being a bit uppity with you. Although I cannot talk the blasted thing into moving aside for you, I can offer you a chest of Devious maps.
I suppose the maps have something in common with that building.
Aedon Durreah-Tavern-Keeper-Knights Rest-Aegis
Please do not send bears.
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Yes, I might need it for use against the United Pirates as many of my maps are out over the sea and I know they want to plunder my booty.
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please provide owner name as if it my tower I will have quickly have to make a pack with fellow residence of aegis to set up bulldozer blocks or try to buy the map as a rare to show my tower even has a underground treasure chest. Yep if it to my tower i will pay the ransom to purchase the map for thirty days
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pirates buried it . since AEgis is a hop ship and jump from the yew moongate it was buried quicky they returned to bury more and a house was already placed there . so it has been well shielded from the elements. that area was plotted quickly
He is really just trying to steal the ebil cookie recipe and her whip , on a side note you men will enjoy this..
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
I'd have no problem with a woman wearing a white shirt or no shirt to a water park.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
This is just women being unreasonable no one told you you had to wear crazy shoes, just be cool and you're already more attractive. No one likes high maintenance!
Wrinkles add character. So do awesome looking scars!
Actually, we're up to $148.88 these days.
Well I certainly hope not. I have been wearing swim trunks.WAIT A MINUTE!
We are not suppose to wear white t-shirts to water parks!?!?!
Lady Flutter,
Please let me know when and where I can deliver the maps to you.
Aedon Durreah-Aegis
That's not a rule. Just more of a suggestion that you can ignore if you want.WAIT A MINUTE!
We are not suppose to wear white t-shirts to water parks!?!?!
Like speed limits.
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That happens a lot around here. Advil helps.
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