5 years. 5 years of daily abuse, combat with trolls, accusations of dirty deeds done with sheep, and being the filling in a Siege sandwich.
Kelmo, I salute your ability to endure, and to keep smiling about it!
You are an example to us all. Unfortunately, it MIGHT be an example of how much fun life can be once you surrender your sanity, but an example nontheless!
Truly impressive, my friend. Truly impressive.
*raises tankard to 5 more years*