While sailing from Trinsic to Minoc with a passenger manifest of out of work butchers my crew and I spotted a strange thing floating through the sky. As we approached the strange object peals of laughter rang out across the ocean. As we got closer we soon recognized the laughter as Goblin laughter.
It appears that the Goblins have found some way to harvest a lighter than air gas in order to float above the ground. A few of them had floated out to sea and were fishing! Well, we think they were fishing, they somehow had a fish and where throwing it back and forth in some kind of Goblin game.
When my ship passed by I readied my bow and arrow and asked if they needed assistance getting down. What happened next was only what I would consider a squid like defense as the goblins peed on my boat then tooted as hard as possible to get away.
Was this a rare Goblin ritual? A new technology they want to keep secret? What will they use it for? Fishing, mining, or maybe a faster ice cream delivery system? We will never know as the King of Pitmuck, Ozog Giantfart, has been unwilling to comment. Correction he is unable to comment as everytime I bring it up he just begins to laugh until he pees.
