EM Fiction A Living Legend?

[EM Emile Layne]

"He is still alive? After all these years?"
Frantically Skaros The Spymaster leafed through the latest reports he'd received from the Royal Investigators.
"If it's true, his experience would be invaluable!"
Skaros found another report that mentioned the legendary paladin. Apparently the aged Sultan of Nujel'm had fought alongside him, in the battle against Exodus many years ago.
"Brothers in arms. A very strong bond…" Skaros thought, "Though it sounds unlikely, I think I believe the Sultan."
Skaros called for his messenger, who swiftly came running.
"Send word to the Royal Investigators," Skaros said, "We must find Dupre!"


Note:
This is a Royal Investigators mission. Points will be awarded for a complete report. Reports can be submitted until Tuesday the 19nd of June, midnight.
Skaros The Spymaster can be found at the Warriors' Guild in Britain.For more information on the Royal Investigators visit this link.

 

[John II SRC]

Just saw this ... since when is my name Dupre? Must be "John" in some weird language ...

 

[Wikkr]

nonono john its clear they mispelled Wikkr. see its got the R in there just the rest is wrong

 

[John II SRC]

I dare to differ! When you say it loud, you will hear that's definetely John: John - Dupre, John - Dupre ... almost identical. Forget about mispelling: John - Dupre .. there! I am legend!

 

[Wikkr]

that diddnt exactly work out for will smith John. you sure you wanna continue on this road?

 

[Cirno]

Dupre; Consonant-Vowel-Consonant-Consonant-Vowel
Cirno; Consonant-Vowel-Consonant-Consonant-Vowel

Correct number of syllables, too.

 

[John II SRC]

that diddnt exactly work out for will smith John. you sure you wanna continue on this road?

That's a point I am willing to consider ... being the legendary coward I am.

Dupre; Consonant-Vowel-Consonant-Consonant-Vowel
Cirno; Consonant-Vowel-Consonant-Consonant-Vowel

Correct number of syllables, too.

Bah, everybody can come up with co-incidences like that if he/she tries hard enough ...

 

[Cirno]

Bah, everybody can come up with co-incidences like that if he/she tries hard enough ...

It didn't take that much trying
I'm just that good.
See the badge? "A" for "Awesome".
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it

 

[John II SRC]

I never got an "A" badge, why is that? I am awful, too!

Sir, please Sir! Cirno is showing off his "A" badge! Can I have one, too, please Sir?

 

[Cirno]

You're going to get Petra's attention with that snitching, and then she'll hunt me down.
Then she'll thwap me with a Reader's Digest, or a rolled-up knitting pattern

 

[John II SRC]

Rolled-up knitting pattern?! That's just plain mean! I sure don't want that! *shudders at the thought of Her Strictness Petra*

 

[John II SRC]

*wonders about what EM Emile Layne will think about this total hi-jacking of the thread*

 

[Wikkr]

Im still more concerned about rabid superhuman monsters hunting us all down

 

[Cirno]

Im still more concerned about rabid superhuman monsters hunting us all down

Are you still talking about Will Smith?

 

[John II SRC]

Will Smith is a rabid superhuman monster? Never liked him much anyway ....

 

[Wikkr]

they say the stress finally got to him and he used his millions to develop the virus to turn us all into mutants but there was some kinda problem and it only worked on him