A Letter Addressed to King Blackthorn

[Deraj]

(This letter was sent by Tserim Arryth per the instruction of Governor Thom.)

deer yur majisty king blakthorn,
i am riting to enform yu, at the reqwest of govner tom, that we have aprehneded the villunus zanthus!! the villunus zanthus has, as a former nite of britan, has reqwested a tryal by king by rite!! i canot stres enuf the emportince of a speedy tryal for this slipry scondrel!!! plees contak govner tom as soon as posible!
yur loil subjek,
serim arith

 

[Armand de Romanus]

http://stratics.com/community/threads/posted-in-various-places-around-trinsic.314237/

trial set, em barnaby! u should come.

 

[Flutter]

The King is missing right now.

 

[Aedon Durreah]

I think he went to Vegas.