(RP) the lindee and moloki variaty hour

[Lindae Lives]

Even the littlest member of our family is part of the festivities.

 

[whiterabbit]

Even the littlest member of our family is part of the festivities.

meees lubs dat jewish puppy. himz circumsized?

 

[Lindae Lives]

Goodness, no. But he enjoys a strict, wholesome kosher diet, except when certain people feed him the rinds off the bacon that they illicitly smuggle into my house (don't you dare try to lie to me, Alouenikah, I've seen you!)

 

[whiterabbit]

bacon beees goos

 

[Alouenikah]

leendi i know you know was me that smuggled the bacon, on acount of i offered you some and you ate such!

 

[Lindae Lives]

...a desperate LIE

 

[Lindae Lives]

All I want for Christmas is for somebody to tell me what in God's name happened to Tarrant. How did he switch overnight from Nicholas the Old to Nicky T of the Twink Patrol? One day I was appreciating a fine vintage, the next I was a cradle-snatcher! Bloody hell!

 

[Molokha]

 

[Alouenikah]

oh my god you two!! *uses his mystical Ilshenari magic to lock them in the thread again* and you arent coming out until you are very sory for what you do

 

[Lindae Lives]

noooo

 

[Lindae Lives]

Molokha, your bloody elf has started hoarding treasure in the privy room again. I was trying to relieve myself like a normal person when I suddenly felt accusing eyes upon me, he's pinned up half a dozen stolen oil paintings behind the door and it is extremely unsettling. Make him stop or I'll put you both on a one-way flight to Easter Island.

 

[Molokha]

 

[Molokha]

I do not control the elf, Lindae.



The elf controls me.

 

[whiterabbit]

SELLS DEM

 

[Molokha]

I have adopted a child.

The Ilshenari watches it with hungry eyes, so I have locked it in my attic. I am its mother now.

*coos*

 

[Molokha]

My child has left home and taken to the sky to become an independent adult.

 

[Molokha]

(OOC: I actually rescued that semi-baby pigeon IRL the other day, he spent some recuperation time in my apartment and last night he regained his powers of flight and departed via my kitchen window. A happy ending!)

 

[WildStar]

*smiles*

 

[Amber Witch]

Thank you for clarifying. It's a head and not the other end.
*visibly relaxes*