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MORNINS
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It's very hard being Lindae. You can't even imagine how I suffer.
awww meees swoory *hands ice creems cone*
Thank you, dear. *trades it for some of Alouenikah's handmade almond chalva*
LAUFS
*by which I mean he took the chalva and gave it to the goblin and ate the ice cream himself, not that he gave the ice cream to Alouenikah in return for the chalva, that was a bit ambiguous and I know ice cream is a very serious matter for goblins*
YERG ITZ BEES LIKE MANA FROM HEAVEN
(OOC: A gelato place near my house does five random flavours every week. One of them was Bailey's and butterscotch gelato. It was obscene. Obscene.)
Good morning! Yeah, I tad late I know but been crazy busy. What's everyone doing? Everyone but Lindae and Molo! I don't want to know what you're doing! You guys scare me!
Lady Amber, I am a mensch with respectable hobbies and a healthy, moderate lifestyle.
I agree with you on Molokha though. I don't want to know what he's doing either, which is why I actively avoid him even though he lives in my house.
MORNINS, MEEES SICK. SORE THROAT, HEAD ACHE MEBE EBOLA? OR NOT
National Sweetest Day
National Sweetest Day
Oh dear, poor little goblin! I do hope it's not Ebola. Viral haemorrhagic fevers are endemic in Umbra and they're awful. Let me know if it turns out to be the case, and I'll get Molokha to craft some new organs for you.
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Sounds like what is going around which is NOT Ebola.
National Seafood Bisque Day
dunnno wot dat is, but haapy bisque daze anyway
dunnno wot dat is, but haapy bisque daze anyway
A bisque is a type of soup. I must confess I've never been a fan of soup, as it seems to involve all the effort of eating solid food without the satisfaction of filling a person up.
dat skeery
*hides*
*hides*
I enjoy being free of the chains of command, because now I can be the antisocial freak that I always was inside without worrying that the paparazzi will catch me. In a way, the traitor Typhoon did me a favour by releasing me from polite society and the cultural responsibilities borne by a man of my status. That said, he is still a cowardly wretch and someday I will have his head on a platter.
I'M HAVING A BABY
lindey go to bed youre drunk
STOP HIDING MY LIGHT UNDER A BUSHEL ALOUENIKAH
Hallo! I'm Alouenikah! I got so overexcited about the all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet that I ended up in hospital getting my stomach pumped!
leindi that wasnt funy i almost died
I had to envision a future in which I, the grieving widow, got up to deliver a eulogy while carefully sidestepping the fact that the deceased had passed away because he ate so much that his digestive system clogged up with a toxic yet delicious cement-like mix of raisin toast, scrambled eggs and godawful hotel coffee and he exploded. Then you asked for a bloody Catholic priest on the paperwork and he spent an hour trying to convert me at your bedside while we watched you spew activated charcoal everywhere. So yes, you bloody shlemiel, it absolutely wasn't funny at all!
And then you got snitty with me because I didn't save you a muffin like you asked.
well they were very delicies muffins 
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For some I suspect that will take more than a day.
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One of my co-workers once took an entire week off of work to clean up, update, fix, and improve his 2 computers. He wasn't able to complete the job lol. I feel like there should be a show called "virtual hoarders" for the people who never, ever delete anything from their computers. (His email accounts combined had nearly 5,000 messages in them to)
AHH THE ADVENTURES OF ALOU, LINDAE AND MOMO
LUB DEMS
I'm glad that someone can get some enjoyment out of the tragicomic nightmare that is my life.
Ah finally, a day for me. *admires his collection of pythons*
Molokha, I have a challenge for you. I want you to make one post, just one post - it doesn't even have to be very long; three sentences will do - without sounding like a serial killer.
...no. Almost! But not quite.
...
GOD DAMN IT MOLOKHA
noooo clowns !! *runs and hides*
elle phants beees okie dokie tho
MORNINS
elle phants beees okie dokie tho
MORNINS
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I have never understood how someone wakes up every morning saying "yay I get to put on lots of makeup that makes children fear me while I sweat to death in these super baggy clothes". Clowns are dedicated, I give them that lol.
*HIDES*